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Funattractive

A funattractive person is someone who is fairly unattractive yet fairly fun to hang out with.
Tom: Hey, how was hanging out with that chick last night?
Jeff: It was a lot of fun. We played Modern Warfare 2 all night and then watched LOST. She's really cool to hang out with.
Tom: That's awesome. Too bad she doesn't have the looks.
Jeff: Yeah, she's pretty funattractive.
Funattractive by markhimself46 February 13, 2010
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fattractive 

That obese lady is fattractive.
fattractive by suezpin December 3, 2010

fattractive 

An overweight woman who is, in spite of her girth, considered sexually attractive by a certain group of men.

See also whale rider, chubby chaser.
As unattractive as the average man may find obese women, some men find them to be fattractive
fattractive by Dan Wang November 9, 2003

Unattractive girl syndrome 

A girl who is not attractive, or does not feel attractive, who constantly has to reaffirm her sex appeal or attractiveness by objectifying herself, whether that be performing, or speaking about sexual acts, dressing very provocatively, flashing etc. Then by gaining male sexual attention she reaffirms her attractiveness, or 'sexiness', and temporarily feels desired.

She may also engage in sexual discussions or competitions with her female 'friends', where they compete to see who is found more 'desirable' by who has had more sexual encounters etc
EX 1.

random guy: want to do it?

Unattractive girl: sure, just say you love me while we do it

EX 2.
selina: i just had DP while riding a mechanical bull, and 50 guys watched

kathleen: well i just gave 15 bjs in under 10 minutes, beat that bitch!

^Unattractive girl syndrome

Unattractive

What a woman becomes 0.4 seconds after ejaculation. Or any man who believes the above.
Mary suddenly became unattractive, so I withdrew and fell asleep.
Unattractive by Kevin Watkins February 27, 2004

Unattractive

me : You are unattractive
My reflection : ik
Unattractive by Annual November 15, 2019

Aggressively Unattractive 

Typically applies to a certain class of the female sex. To reach the classification, one must be equally repulsive in the physical and social forum. The person must not be shy about their appearance, but rather impose on you the constant nagging and embarrassment associated from knowing them, even if only at face value. Typically Aggressively Unattractive girls are nocturnal, and thus can be found at almost any bar scrapping for leftovers. When they don't get their way, either with guys or girl friends, their Aggressive Unattractiveness reaches its peak and ruins the time for everyone in proximate vicinity
Although the definition of Aggressively Unattractive is immense and fact specific, 1 example with suffice

The fat obnoxious girl at the bar who repulses you when you see her, and furthers this emotion after she later spills her drink on your foot. She is miserable looking and an overall terrible person who brings people down, the result? Aggressively Unattractive.
Aggressively Unattractive by Bart R December 24, 2008
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