fattamism 

The Religion where you would worship Fattam The Great. it allows you to see the world in a new perspective, as if a pyschiatrist

Fattamism is the religion where you think Fattam is great and you're all like yo.

fattamism by Adam Fallon April 14, 2008

Fatalism 

The belief that everything is set in stone and everyone's fate is already chosen. Many believe this to be luck that your fate is a lucky fate or a bad fate.

Do you believe in fatalism?

Fatalism by AzulStar May 24, 2018

Fatfatism

Fatfatism is a new political concept emerging from the anti-Government protests in Lebanon in December 2006. Its use is comparable to words like 'conservativism' and 'socialism', and its use is analagous to words like 'Stalinism' and Thatcherism' and 'Reganism' because it derives from the name and policies of a person - Ahmad Fatfat, Lebanon's Minister of the Interior.

This Fatfatism ideology, which has come to refer to a certain "Moderate" breed of political behavior in the Middle East, can be explained, according to Dr. As'ad Abu Khalil, the intellectual who coined the term, as such:

"...it requires no commitment to principles; it merely adjusts to the interests of the political status of Ahmad Fatfat. The ideology contains contradictions: it speaks of democracy and 'liberalism' and yet cultivates support among Bin Laden supporters in North Lebanon and serves as a client for Saudi Wahhabism; it speaks in favor of 'sovereignty' and 'independence' while it faithfully represented the interests of the tyrannical Syrian regime, and now represents the external patrons of Sanyurah. The ideology of Fatfatism believes that the most effective way for fighting foreign occupation is serving tea to the occupation soldiers. While it is widely believed that Fatfatism is a Lebanese phenomenon, it is now noticed that Fatfatism is spreading in countries in the Middle East and well beyond the Middle East."

The December protests in Beirut, Lebanon in 2006 included chants which echoed a popular understanding of Fatfatism. The chant went, according to primary sources:Ahmad Fatfat, you tough guy; one coffee and two tea. This reaction to Fatfatism can be understood in the wider framework of discontent in the Middle East with politicians like Hosni Mubarak, Abu Mazen, and Iyad Allawi who are perceived by Islamic fanatical and "leftist" sectors of the Arab public to be no more than tools of Western imperial powers.

Fatfat to Clinton:"Not now Clinton, I've got thirsty soldiers waiting,go and wank in the corner"

Father to Son: "Stop being a Fatfat and learn to read."

"I went to use the public lavoratory, but the bowl was backed up, as someone had done a Fatfat in there, previously."

"Israeli Soldier: Man oh man! You shoulda seen it!
Olmert: What happened? Is this another tale of Fatfatism?
Felipe: Yes! Fatfat was getting whipped by Shlomo AGAIN. He told Fatfat to bring home Lebanese mint that he found on the ground from Beirut to Ashdod, so he picked up the plants, put them on his horse, and galloped for eight hours, and then dropped it in the middle of Shlomo's driveway.
Olmert: Yep. That's Fatfatism for ya."

Fatfatism by Alzabini December 9, 2006

fattism 

Embracing the lifestyle of a fat people

Even though she was skinny at the time, I could tell she was starting to embrace fattism as she plunged her face into her second scoop of ice cream

fattism by angstd April 17, 2009

Fattasium

When a very obese man wants to eat the ass of another man, while getting penetrated by another man.

Oliver, would you like to Fattasium?

Fattasium by realestrealestreal August 25, 2023

fattyism 

n. A notable quote stemming from the incredible unique mind of Fatty Payne.

Fatty: Did you know that a bag of warm water feels hotter when you put it on your dick?

fattyism by Tim U April 3, 2004

Fattism 

A term used by fat people (and their friends) to describe the discrimination against fat people based on their weight.

In reality, the term "fattism" was coined by fat academics to legitimise widespread obesity in the eyes of the medical and wider communities. In other words, fattism is a fat people's conspiracy to make everyone think that it's okay to be fat.

Fat person: I'm a victim of fattism - I can't get a job.
Thin person: Shutup tard, fattism's just a conspiracy formulated by people like you to make people think it's okay to be fat.

Fattism by IWANTTOBELIEVE September 16, 2012