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fatsearch 

1. Fat Family's Search Engine, FatSearch.
2. Fat for Fat Family and Search for Search engine, thus FatSearch.
3. FatSearch from Fat Family

4. FatSearch has somewhat a spell check option, meaning it will suggest a proper search string upon failure to find results, if the search is relative enough. FatSearch also has a nice little feature, called "Perfect Search" which will, if clicked, search for a completely supported keyword, such keywords always display results, using this feature is recommended.
fatsearch by Greg, Tommis January 16, 2008
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fatriarchy 

Fat males.
Fat lads.
Fat male supremacy.
Fatscist.
BIGot.
Fat male bigots.
Big idiots.
Big male idiots.
- ‘How to have sex with the Fatriarchy’ - see informative article written by Gina Tonic, published on 5th January 2023 on Vice . com

- “if you haven’t fucked with a member of the Fatriarchy before, it might feel intimidating to consider bonking through the bulk”

- When fucking the Fatriarchy, it’s important to leave all assumptions about their bodies and abilities at the door – more fool you if you miss out on the deepest dicking of your life. Jay adds, “and you might find it even more comfortable to slam against thanks to the cushioning.”

- Going from shagging skinny men to fucking the Fatriarchy (a fat lad) is like choosing to have a bit of all the meat at the carvery, rather than just sticking to your usual beef or turkey. Who knows what you’re missing out on?

- You may have heard the misconception that members of the Fatriarchy have small dicks. As a lady who’s encountered many fat men’s dicks, I’m here to tell you that just isn’t true. Sexual health educator and fat lad Jay explains that this isn’t just a fatphobic joke, but a simple matter of body mass. Additional fat in a man’s mons pubis can make his dick appear smaller, so you need to embrace the ability to be pounded or pound yourself down onto that Fatriarchal dick.

- “stop being such a Fatscist!” (Fat, male and Fascist)

- “BIGots!” (BIG male idiot; or Fat big; male bigot)

- the Fatriarchy consists of members of the patriarchy who are overweight and have a dick.

- see also: Donald Trump & Rush Limbaugh
fatriarchy by NotSafeForWoke January 14, 2023

fatkerchief 

When a double chin is so large that it hangs down like a waddle over most of the neck, in the same manner that a cowboy might wear a handkerchief around his neck.
I think that fat bitch is about to pull her fatkerchief up over her face and rob that lunch truck!

fatherchod

Literally "father fucker". Based on the popular south-Asian expletive madarchod meaning motherfucker.
Rakesh threw his poop all over the toilet again. He's a real fatherchod.
fatherchod by chodarbilla March 27, 2020

fatearthquake

When a fat person walks in the room they make a fatearthquake
My fat english teacher walked in the classroom with his fat ass and made a fatearthquake

facesearch 

to look on facebook or other socialnetwork sites to find out about some one
aww man i didn't get that job i went for last week, turns out my boss facesearched me and didn't like my hatred of authority and my party hard ethos
facesearch by subz91 October 15, 2010

fatbeach 

Fatbeach is so amazing and they deserve everything!!!!!!! They r my best mutual and they make me smile everyday with there videos
Fatbeach is the best mutual ever.
fatbeach by samwilsonsbigtoes June 2, 2021
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