fatpac

crazy, out of control

man that kid is fatpac

by willR April 17, 2005

FatraCo0n

A badass tik tokker who speaks about injustices and looks bomb while doing it. She is a queen and uses her platform to talk and teach about things like acab, black lives matter, etc.

Grandma Gertrude: I don’t get the point of these looters.
Jade: SPORT, you should watch some of fatraco0n’s videos.

by Justanothercarebear June 10, 2020

Fapacity

When masturbating no longer yields any fluid. You have masturbated all that you can: you have reached your fapping capacity. Your fapacity.

I was at it all day, it took 6 tries before I reached my fapacity.

by Hermetic2 January 19, 2013

Fatpuccino

Instant espresso powder, cream, flavored sugar syrup and ice cubes, all mixed up in a blender. Costs hardly anything to produce, easy to make and tastes fantastic. Does make you fat though.

"Are you pregnant or is that a bear belly?"
"No, I just had to many fatpuccino's"
"So you are carrying Howard Schultz's baby?"
"Yes I know, I am to fat and I shouldn't drink all those delicious fatpuccino's"

by Howard Schultz August 18, 2008

fapacka

The sound of your hand and foreskin when your masterbating with exagerated force.

For smaller penises:
The sound of the bottom of your fist hammering at your wet testicle bag.

Just finished watching “50 shades of grey”. Im going home to fapacka now.

by 0712 February 23, 2018

Fatpack

Old timey New York slang for a wallet

As Nicky left the bathroom, he reached for his fatpack as he approached the store counter

by Coolpunch September 10, 2009

Fappacino

Masterbating as soon as you wake up in the morning.

Joe started his day with a fappacino in front of his work computer.

by spoondawwg February 24, 2013