fatnoying 

An individual who somehow manages to be both Fat, and Annoying simultaneously.

"Look, it's Michael Moore,
how Fatnoying, someone have him removed."

fatnoying by Octopusswah May 12, 2008

granny fannying 

Seeking out mature women for sexual adventures

Are you coming to the tea dance tonight Jim,

Yep I'm up for some granny fannying

granny fannying by mitch00uk April 3, 2015

Fannying around 

To saunter around or to not take something seriously.

Stop fannying around and do your homework!

Fannying around by Dawn Phoenix September 29, 2011

Fanboying

From the noun fanboy

v. To stand, drool, or worship the object of their obsession. Fanboying involves no real physical action or movement.

One does not have to be a boy to start fanboying.

Also see fangirl

He was fanboying in front of that artist. It took the three of us to drag him away from there.

Whenever I fanboy it's like I go into a trance and I block off everything around me.

Fanboying by Shadow Wolfwind November 15, 2005

fannying

To mess about, to waste time on needless activities, largely resulting in a commendable achievment of fuck all. Often causing lateness. Also called "fannying about" by the more conservative of you. Females specialise in fannying, hence the term "fanny". However there are famous males such as George Bush who bear the hallmarks of fannying. The Iraq war being one of George Bush's most famous incidents of fannying about.

1. "I'm sorry, but to me foreplay is just beating around the bush. It's too much fannying about for my liking."
2."Oi, Ieaun, no fannying this time, we meet at twelve! Not a quarter to one or in another life as insects who only live for a day! Which you'd spend fannying!"

fannying by No Name Johnny September 22, 2005

funnoying 

funny and annoying at the same time

L - Hey, look at this pic.
V - ...That's disturbing...
C - Nah, that's funnoying.

funnoying by V-person November 5, 2006

Fatoringitosis 

An obsession or likingness or sexual attraction to fat or obese people. Weird and not common and often people who fall into this categories are socially excluded. Medical attention or physical therapy can be use to eradicate this mental condition.

Where a man has a sexual attraction to a obese or large (fat)
women, and vise versa. Fatoringitosis.

Fatoringitosis by Kari Joys April 23, 2011