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fatnoying 

An individual who somehow manages to be both Fat, and Annoying simultaneously.
"Look, it's Michael Moore,
how Fatnoying, someone have him removed."
fatnoying by Octopusswah May 12, 2008
Words you can keep

granny fannying 

Seeking out mature women for sexual adventures
Are you coming to the tea dance tonight Jim,

Yep I'm up for some granny fannying
granny fannying by mitch00uk April 3, 2015

Fannying around 

To saunter around or to not take something seriously.
Stop fannying around and do your homework!
Fannying around by Dawn Phoenix September 29, 2011
From the noun fanboy

v. To stand, drool, or worship the object of their obsession. Fanboying involves no real physical action or movement.

One does not have to be a boy to start fanboying.

Also see fangirl
He was fanboying in front of that artist. It took the three of us to drag him away from there.

Whenever I fanboy it's like I go into a trance and I block off everything around me.
Fanboying by Shadow Wolfwind November 15, 2005
To mess about, to waste time on needless activities, largely resulting in a commendable achievment of fuck all. Often causing lateness. Also called "fannying about" by the more conservative of you. Females specialise in fannying, hence the term "fanny". However there are famous males such as George Bush who bear the hallmarks of fannying. The Iraq war being one of George Bush's most famous incidents of fannying about.
1. "I'm sorry, but to me foreplay is just beating around the bush. It's too much fannying about for my liking."
2."Oi, Ieaun, no fannying this time, we meet at twelve! Not a quarter to one or in another life as insects who only live for a day! Which you'd spend fannying!"
fannying by No Name Johnny September 22, 2005

funnoying 

funny and annoying at the same time
L - Hey, look at this pic.
V - ...That's disturbing...
C - Nah, that's funnoying.
funnoying by V-person November 5, 2006

Fatoringitosis 

An obsession or likingness or sexual attraction to fat or obese people. Weird and not common and often people who fall into this categories are socially excluded. Medical attention or physical therapy can be use to eradicate this mental condition.
Where a man has a sexual attraction to a obese or large (fat)
women, and vise versa. Fatoringitosis.
Fatoringitosis by Kari Joys April 23, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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