From the noun fanboy

v. To stand, drool, or worship the object of their obsession. Fanboying involves no real physical action or movement.

One does not have to be a boy to start fanboying.

Also see fangirl

He was fanboying in front of that artist. It took the three of us to drag him away from there.

Whenever I fanboy it's like I go into a trance and I block off everything around me.

Fanboying by Shadow Wolfwind November 15, 2005

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fannying

To mess about, to waste time on needless activities, largely resulting in a commendable achievment of fuck all. Often causing lateness. Also called "fannying about" by the more conservative of you. Females specialise in fannying, hence the term "fanny". However there are famous males such as George Bush who bear the hallmarks of fannying. The Iraq war being one of George Bush's most famous incidents of fannying about.

1. "I'm sorry, but to me foreplay is just beating around the bush. It's too much fannying about for my liking."
2."Oi, Ieaun, no fannying this time, we meet at twelve! Not a quarter to one or in another life as insects who only live for a day! Which you'd spend fannying!"

fannying by No Name Johnny September 22, 2005

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fanoying

means your fuckin anoying

"go away" "why" because your fanoying

fanoying by colin teskey June 27, 2005

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Fanboying

When you masturbate to the extent of trying it with new things. It goes so far until you get your dick caught in the ceiling fan.

He's sore... I bet he was fanboying last night

Fanboying by Mariam Webster IV October 14, 2013

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