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fatness/fitness

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One supposedly follows the other; only one letter difference to mean the exact opposites.
If you combine fatness/fitness, what do you get? "Fiatness"? Does that refer to an overweight person who drives a crappy subcompact car?
fatness/fitness by QuacksO May 31, 2020
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Jehovah's Fitness 

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What those bible pimps get from walking around all day and knocking on unanswered doors.
Peter and Gordon were deep in their Church pilgrimage to convert people. They were full of energy because of their Jehovah's Fitness.
Jehovah's Fitness by will bitten September 14, 2017

The Fitness Gram™ Pacer Test 

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The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start.
Dude i just had to do the The Fitness Gram™ Pacer Test and i am sooooo tired.

Fitness Whore 

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A girl on social media, typically Instagram that specializes in nothing but whoring herself out for the masses by typically by flaunting her ass and/or ludicrously skinny waist while masquerading as a fitness account. Typical poses often include a gym mirror while holding a protein or fruit/vegetable based beverage. This is all justified as "inspiration" or "progress" posting often times with some motivational spiel captioned below it, when in reality it's just another form of social media attention whoring.
That girl on Instagram posts nothing but her ass every single day while she's at the gym. What a fitness whore.
Fitness Whore by JParks2112 July 11, 2017

Go fitness 

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Go fitness is a male YouTuber in his teen. His videos are his fitness tips and tricks. He starts all his videos with a sketch to try to lighten the mood. Most of his popularity comes from his cringe humor, workouts that actually work (shockingly) and his clickbate titles
Hot girl: how'd u get those abs
Dude: Go fitness

Hot girl: oh, ok?
Go fitness by Transportation 34 September 16, 2018

cut fitness 

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A term coined by the podcast “Watch What Crappens” to describe a cunt/bitch without being too krass. Also the name of a gym in Orange County, California with uneven floor boards.
She then proceeded to scream at her for no reason. What a cut fitness!
cut fitness by Caitthegreat42069 September 27, 2019

Fitness Blitz 

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To start a diet, a new exercise regimen, or any form of health binge.

Frequently shortened to "blitz".
"Want to split a pizza?"
"No man, I'm on a fitness blitz."
Fitness Blitz by MEEEEE KO January 10, 2009
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
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