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Jehovah's Fitness 

What those bible pimps get from walking around all day and knocking on unanswered doors.
Peter and Gordon were deep in their Church pilgrimage to convert people. They were full of energy because of their Jehovah's Fitness.
Jehovah's Fitness by will bitten September 14, 2017

The Fitness Gram™ Pacer Test 

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start.
Dude i just had to do the The Fitness Gram™ Pacer Test and i am sooooo tired.

Fitness Whore 

A girl on social media, typically Instagram that specializes in nothing but whoring herself out for the masses by typically by flaunting her ass and/or ludicrously skinny waist while masquerading as a fitness account. Typical poses often include a gym mirror while holding a protein or fruit/vegetable based beverage. This is all justified as "inspiration" or "progress" posting often times with some motivational spiel captioned below it, when in reality it's just another form of social media attention whoring.
That girl on Instagram posts nothing but her ass every single day while she's at the gym. What a fitness whore.
Fitness Whore by JParks2112 July 11, 2017

Go fitness 

Go fitness is a male YouTuber in his teen. His videos are his fitness tips and tricks. He starts all his videos with a sketch to try to lighten the mood. Most of his popularity comes from his cringe humor, workouts that actually work (shockingly) and his clickbate titles
Hot girl: how'd u get those abs
Dude: Go fitness

Hot girl: oh, ok?
Go fitness by Transportation 34 September 16, 2018

cut fitness 

A term coined by the podcast “Watch What Crappens” to describe a cunt/bitch without being too krass. Also the name of a gym in Orange County, California with uneven floor boards.
She then proceeded to scream at her for no reason. What a cut fitness!
cut fitness by Caitthegreat42069 September 27, 2019

Fitness Blitz 

To start a diet, a new exercise regimen, or any form of health binge.

Frequently shortened to "blitz".
"Want to split a pizza?"
"No man, I'm on a fitness blitz."
Fitness Blitz by MEEEEE KO January 10, 2009