fathertion

When the father is against abortion
Abort the father;)

A:"I think I'm going to have an abortion"
B:"No that's murder"
A:"This is a simple case of fathertion it can be solved easily"
B: "How?".. "Babe?.. Babe where are you going...??"

by tralbunnybubbles November 18, 2020

fatherin' sauce

Another word for semen. Used especially when you want to remind a civilized gentleman of the possibility of fatherhood that always lingers whenever you haphazardly spread your seed around.

Any girl who takes a shower sandwich with those two guys is gonna end up with fatherin' sauce all over her body.

by earlsgarage May 6, 2006

fatty fat fat fatterton

a extremely fat person.

guy: look at the guy he is huge.
dude: yeah he is such a fatty fat fat fatterton.

by george January 20, 2005

fathertom

Like Jesus, only better

That was very fathertom of you.
Why yes it is a fathertom day out.
No you can not have the keys to my fathertoming car.

by Heezy For sheezy March 5, 2003

sam fatherstone

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sam fatherstone doing foundation bc hes stupid even tho he has tutoring

by grannylicker123 February 14, 2023

Fattention seeking

'Fattention seeking' is an attention seeker on Facebook who posts up a status telling the world how they feel if they are ill, upset, angry or hurt because no one, in the real world really cares about them so they have to post it in hope that someone online would and when someone actually gives a shit, they give a pointless reply and you're like thinking why did they bother posting it up?

Girl 1: " FFS!"

Girl 2: "you alright hun?"

Girl 1: "Yeah I'm Ok"

Girl 2: " were you Fattention seeking?"

Girl 1: "How dare you bitch about me"

Girl 3: "inbox me!!"

Girl 1: "it's alright now"

Girl 2: " you're such a fattention seeker"

by cuz x3 November 10, 2011

Fatherbone

DILF dick

Last night I fatherboned the shit outta her motherskin.

Yeah, I tossed that cougar I met on Tinder the fatherbone. She loved it.

Slut to her friends: My boyfriend's dad is really attractive, damn I wish I could suck that fatherbone.

by Fatherbone December 5, 2016