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Father Joe 

Verb - During intercourse, in a reverse superman position, the female massages the males perineum until he simultaneously ejaculates and defecates. Whilst the bodily excretions are in process, the female screams 'oh father Joe, how you treat me'. She then also defecates and the two roll around wrestle in the sperm/poo mixture.

Note, this only works with males named Joe.
Lady: I'm exhausted

Friend: Why?

Lady: Just finished a father Joe with a guy!

Friend: Probably why you stink of shit then
Father Joe by Two Spoon Destroyer November 9, 2020
Words you can keep

joe father

some guy: yo whos joe
other guy: joe father
joe father by lfao December 21, 2019

fatherjemar 

A term for when someone gets their meat leak or when they get something correct
"OH NO! He pulled a Fatherjemar!"
fatherjemar by TheMigger February 24, 2022

FatherJohnism 

Possessing some or many of the qualities of Father John (father of pruane2forever/sexman/jawsus). This includes being an extreme alcoholic, swearing often, having a strong Irish accent, and/or having a large space between the front teeth.
Words/Phrases people tend to use if they suffer from FatherJohnism:

"UP IRELAND!", "Juanito Calito", "HelloOoOoOo", "He was just a corrupt person!", "So what'd I do? I hit 'em through d'other side uh d'window!"
FatherJohnism by Rick Coker February 21, 2009

fatherjoshie

A top tier anitoker who “underated”(also a biased ahh mf who thinks Goku solos anime)
“That mf js pulled a fatherjoshie”
fatherjoshie by Quandale_Dingle April 20, 2022

fatherjemar 

suzufwhxh's son
fatherjemar aka jemeat FWYB
fatherjemar by suzufwhxh March 6, 2023
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