12 definitions by Two Spoon Destroyer
What happens 2 days after drinking your friends homemade chilli pickle juice. On the day of the drinking a chilli seed gets stuck in the throat and gives you painful chilli sneezes. Day 2 the remnants of chilli juice and seeds are passed through the anus. It burns as if Mr T had just penetrated you anally with tobasco sauce on his dick. The smell afterwards is ungodly and will take several hours to dissipate.
Joe had Ring Burn after drinking Chris and Caitys chilli pickle juice. He used a full bottle of cologne in the bathroom!
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 18, 2020
What happens 2 days after drinking your friends homemade chilli pickle juice. On the day of the drinking a chilli seed gets stuck in the throat and gives you painful chilli sneezes. Day 2 the remnants of chilli juice and seeds are passed through the anus. It burns as if Mr T had just penetrated you anally with Tabasco sauce on his dick. After this you then have to deal with the most unholy and ungodly of smells which will take a full day of fumigation to erase.
Joe had a lot of ring burn after drinking Chris and Caitys homemade chilli pickle juice. He used a full bottle of cologne in the bathroom!
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 18, 2020
Verb - During intercourse, in a reverse superman position, the female massages the males perineum until he simultaneously ejaculates and defecates. Whilst the bodily excretions are in process, the female screams 'oh father Joe, how you treat me'. She then also defecates and the two roll around wrestle in the sperm/poo mixture.
Note, this only works with males named Joe.
Note, this only works with males named Joe.
Lady: I'm exhausted
Friend: Why?
Lady: Just finished a father Joe with a guy!
Friend: Probably why you stink of shit then
Friend: Why?
Lady: Just finished a father Joe with a guy!
Friend: Probably why you stink of shit then
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 9, 2020
1. (Adjective) Consistently returning to the same destructive behaviour as before with no reason dor doing so.
2. (Verb) For a male, ejaculating inside a woman without using a condom but not getting her pregnant therefore finding a loophole in the biological cycle. Hence loopholing.
2. (Verb) For a male, ejaculating inside a woman without using a condom but not getting her pregnant therefore finding a loophole in the biological cycle. Hence loopholing.
Caity: 'I'm really worried about Chris, he's loopholing again and I don't know what do!'
Joe: 'Just tell him to use a condom!'
Caity: 'It's not that.....He's shitting in the sink again!'
Joe: 'Just tell him to use a condom!'
Caity: 'It's not that.....He's shitting in the sink again!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 10, 2020
When a man (or woman) engages in masturbation whilst using tobasco or some other form of spiced sauce as a lubricant.
"Damn dude, my dicks on fire today"
"Why, what happened?"
"Used to much sauce whilst having a Jamaican Wank this morning!"
"Why, what happened?"
"Used to much sauce whilst having a Jamaican Wank this morning!"
by Two Spoon Destroyer August 21, 2020
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 27, 2020
When someone puts a peeled, unchopped onion up their rectum. They then fart in front of people and gain sexual gratification from when people ask 'who's cooking onions because they smell like shit?'
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 23, 2020