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fatassity 

adj. two friends who love to eat and talk all day long! morning til night :]
Michi and Mai are such fatassities! yayuhhh!
fatassity by abg April 29, 2005
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fatality 

Awesome move done in Mortal Kombat when the big voice guy says "Finish Him!"
And you obliterate your opponent
"Finish Him!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Sub-Zero Wins , Fatality"
fatality by Rane May 8, 2003

Fatality 

When you violently disembowel a rival at which Shao Kahn/ chuck Norris( whichever is avalible) claims you won
Finish him! (fatality) you win, FATALITY!
Fatality by Reedy28 June 14, 2012

Fatassing 

To Procrastinate or eat excessivly
Stop fatassing and get back to work!
Fatassing by Lord Djem So January 13, 2008

fatassery 

(adv.) when a severly fat person orders an assload of food but finishes the order off with "and a large DIET coke"
i'm tired of al's fatassery! he always says, "i'll have 2 big macs, supersize fries, apple pie & a large DIET coke, please."
fatassery by junewho October 18, 2006

fatassify 

1. To eat excessively over time to a point where one becomes overweight or obese; process in which one becomes a fatass.

2. To eat an excessive amount of unhealthy food at one given time.
1. "I totally fatassified myself by having donuts for each meal for the last 4 years."

2. "Dude, you're fatassifying yourself by eating all those pancake batter and maple syrup dipped sticks of butter."
fatassify by ubererror7 April 30, 2009

fatassish 

a word used to describe anything that promotes being lazy and out of shape whether that be with food or with action
Example 1:
Joe: Hey Carl, what did you have for lunch today?

Carl: Pork chops, Fried chicken, fried buiscuits and i had a deep fried tootsie roll for desert

Joe: Sounds like fatassish meal.

Example 2:
(at the gym)
Fitness Instructor: (Doing Crunches) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,

Joe: Come on Carl we are almost done!

Carl: I cant do cruches. I'm too fatassish
fatassish by SelexaRuss April 6, 2009
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