fatassish

a word used to describe anything that promotes being lazy and out of shape whether that be with food or with action

Example 1:
Joe: Hey Carl, what did you have for lunch today?

Carl: Pork chops, Fried chicken, fried buiscuits and i had a deep fried tootsie roll for desert

Joe: Sounds like fatassish meal.

Example 2:
(at the gym)
Fitness Instructor: (Doing Crunches) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,

Joe: Come on Carl we are almost done!

Carl: I cant do cruches. I'm too fatassish

by SelexaRuss April 6, 2009

Fatassing

To Procrastinate or eat excessivly

Stop fatassing and get back to work!

by Lord Djem So January 13, 2008

fatassify

1. To eat excessively over time to a point where one becomes overweight or obese; process in which one becomes a fatass.

2. To eat an excessive amount of unhealthy food at one given time.

1. "I totally fatassified myself by having donuts for each meal for the last 4 years."

2. "Dude, you're fatassifying yourself by eating all those pancake batter and maple syrup dipped sticks of butter."

by ubererror7 April 30, 2009

Fatassing It Up

Term used to define eating a large quantity of food during one meal or at a fast food joint/restaurant/buffet. It may even be used for when you're at home! Originally excavated by the Straight Up Squad.

Kevin and Luis are Fatassing It Up at Jerry's by eating two large pizzas.

by Young Killa Koala July 28, 2011

fatassive

Simple really, fat+ass+massive. Hence the word fatassive

"Wow, look at that fatassive chick!"

by Scott "fmg" L February 12, 2006

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I found a roach in my bathroom one day and I been like "hu hu, that's a funny rat" and then I shitted myself and it been like a fatassjoshfart23milkassfour

by BallFartAssDick December 5, 2018

Sneakeus Fatassious

A fat bastard that drives a white Chevy Colorado.

That Sneakeus Fatassious wrote me a parking ticket.

by PB Project Room April 30, 2013