fat phobe

A term that allows fat people to avoid accepting that they are fucking gross and it is their own fault. So, for instance, if you don't like fucking morbidly obese women, you are not a red-blooded American man, you are a "fat phobe".

A: You should try to pick up that girl.
B: I would, but the cankles, spider veins, and pendulous, flopping slabs of blubber don't really spark my desire.
A: Fat phobe!

fat phobe by Gojogongua August 3, 2007

Fat Phoebe Party 

A type of party derived from the book Private by Kate Brian. A fat phoebe party is a party thrown by a friend for a friend when they are depressed. In this girls only party, chocolates, sweets, and champagne will be consumed.

Friend 1: My boyfriend broke up with me!
Friend 2: What? That JERK! It's okay, we can throw a fat phoebe party. Get out the cake and champagne, and spill girl, you have lots to talk about.

Fat Phoebe Party by cakecookiescream June 29, 2010

Fat-a-phobic 

A person (typically a male) who adamitely avoids fat chicks who have muffin tops, cottage cheese and fat flaps aka belly rolls, aka belly vaginas, and hot dog packs on their necks.

People who are Fat-a-phobic tend to avoid at all costs fat people, and have a genuine distate for them. They find fat people appauling, disgusting, and generally worth dying quick and painfull deaths.

"no fat chicks for me, im fat-a-phobic."

"He won't fuck me, he's fat-a-phobic." (Hattie)(Generic Mexican)

Fat-a-phobic by Captain Average April 2, 2009