4 definitions by Captain Average
From the Movie, "My Best Friends Girl."
When a person damages somebody so emotionally, that they are considered "terrorized" by that person.
When a person damages somebody so emotionally, that they are considered "terrorized" by that person.
by Captain Average April 2, 2009
A man with a penis that is totally average sized, who emphasizes the fact that he is completly average in every way shape and form. These men are women magnets.
Captain average wears turtle necks for job interviews, and capes on late night expeditions.
Captain average wears turtle necks for job interviews, and capes on late night expeditions.
by Captain Average April 2, 2009
A person (typically a male) who adamitely avoids fat chicks who have muffin tops, cottage cheese and fat flaps aka belly rolls, aka belly vaginas, and hot dog packs on their necks.
People who are Fat-a-phobic tend to avoid at all costs fat people, and have a genuine distate for them. They find fat people appauling, disgusting, and generally worth dying quick and painfull deaths.
People who are Fat-a-phobic tend to avoid at all costs fat people, and have a genuine distate for them. They find fat people appauling, disgusting, and generally worth dying quick and painfull deaths.
"no fat chicks for me, im fat-a-phobic."
"He won't fuck me, he's fat-a-phobic." (Hattie)(Generic Mexican)
"He won't fuck me, he's fat-a-phobic." (Hattie)(Generic Mexican)
by Captain Average April 2, 2009
Seattle, WA
Hattie Nowak. Hatastrophe
A Native American.
Haven't quite earned the respect that Mexicans have gained for jumping the border and making it all way up to Vancouver, WA.
Hattie Nowak. Hatastrophe
A Native American.
Haven't quite earned the respect that Mexicans have gained for jumping the border and making it all way up to Vancouver, WA.
"Hattie is a Generic Mexican"
by Captain Average April 2, 2009