fat log 

1. A big dump.
2. A big black dick

1. I just let a fat log loose. It's too big to flush down!
2. I want to give that little girl a taste of my fat log.

fat log by Darren Janste January 11, 2009

FAT LOG 

You know what this is :)

A FAT LOG CAME OUT OF ME

FAT LOG by Thefastclapper69 September 15, 2022

Chew the bark off the Fat log 

a male asking a female to nibble and suck on there penis.

chew the bark off the fat log

Chew the bark off the Fat log by l3ogroll October 17, 2009

fat bitch logic 

Fat bitch logic (not to be confused with fat bitch feminism logic) is an easily observable anomaly that has overtaken certain parts of the internet and real-world social interactions, and can be found in varying locations (mostly social media) in which one is extremely defensive about ones own morbid obesity with fallacious logic. This list of excuses to be a fat shit range from ignorant with the "muh genetics" argument, to the extreme and even absurd "beautiful at every size" argument, where the fat bitch in question actually seems to take pride in the fact that they have serious pending health issues.

Random fat bitch: " I can eat whatever I want as long as I walk it off."
Me: "You can't walk from the handicap spot to the storefront without getting winded, that's fat bitch logic."

fat bitch logic by Thisllprobablygetmebanned June 8, 2016

fatlogic 

The astounding mental gyrations obese people use to justify their size. Fatlogic never, ever includes eating too much and exercising too little.

Fatlogic insists that five triple cheeseburgers doused with mayonnaise are balanced by a diet soft drink.

"I'm not fat, I'm just large-boned."

"I have a condition, I gain weight for no reason at all." -- said when finishing the fourth bag of cookies before noon.

fatlogic by Galanity August 30, 2013