fat log
1. I just let a fat log loose. It's too big to flush down!
2. I want to give that little girl a taste of my fat log.
2. I want to give that little girl a taste of my fat log.
fat log by Darren Janste January 11, 2009
FAT LOG
FAT LOG by Thefastclapper69 September 15, 2022
Related Words
fat log • Chew the bark off the Fat log • fat bitch logic • fatlogic • Fat • fat ass • fat fuck • fat-e • Fat Bitch • fat cunt
fat bitch logic
Fat bitch logic (not to be confused with fat bitch feminism logic) is an easily observable anomaly that has overtaken certain parts of the internet and real-world social interactions, and can be found in varying locations (mostly social media) in which one is extremely defensive about ones own morbid obesity with fallacious logic. This list of excuses to be a fat shit range from ignorant with the "muh genetics" argument, to the extreme and even absurd "beautiful at every size" argument, where the fat bitch in question actually seems to take pride in the fact that they have serious pending health issues.
Random fat bitch: " I can eat whatever I want as long as I walk it off."
Me: "You can't walk from the handicap spot to the storefront without getting winded, that's fat bitch logic."
Me: "You can't walk from the handicap spot to the storefront without getting winded, that's fat bitch logic."
fat bitch logic by Thisllprobablygetmebanned June 8, 2016
fatlogic
The astounding mental gyrations obese people use to justify their size. Fatlogic never, ever includes eating too much and exercising too little.
Fatlogic insists that five triple cheeseburgers doused with mayonnaise are balanced by a diet soft drink.
"I'm not fat, I'm just large-boned."
"I have a condition, I gain weight for no reason at all." -- said when finishing the fourth bag of cookies before noon.
"I'm not fat, I'm just large-boned."
"I have a condition, I gain weight for no reason at all." -- said when finishing the fourth bag of cookies before noon.
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.