The astounding mental gyrations
obese people use to justify their size. Fatlogic
never, ever includes eating too much and exercising too little.
Fatlogic insists that five triple cheeseburgers doused with mayonnaise are balanced by a diet soft drink.
"I'm not
fat, I'm just large-boned."
"I have a condition, I gain weight for no reason at all." -- said when finishing the fourth
bag of cookies before
noon.