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Fat Head
Someone with a head the size of a watermelon on top of their neck. Usually they will claim that it is their hair that makes their head so big they can not even wear a standard hat, unless it was made for an elephant, but in the end their skull really his at minimum the size of a bowling ball, and usually their brain is about the size of a pea. Even though their head is unusually large, they are quite retarded and often times have what is known as "Fat-Head Syndrome". That is where they think they know everything, and have advice on things they have never even done before. Fat-Head Syndrome also gives said fat headed person an ego the size of their dome, which makes them think they are a bad-ass. Most commonly a fat headed person will work out all the time so they can try to grow their small bodies to match their fat ass head.
Hey Fat Head, why is your head so damn big?
- Its not my head, it is my hair
Oh, okay, how come you have to wear a neck brace to support that massive melon?
- I don't. I am going to the gym to work out.
Oh, well hopefully you can grow into that head of yours..... Maybe try to get a brain to fit that noggin too.
- Its not my head, it is my hair
Oh, okay, how come you have to wear a neck brace to support that massive melon?
- I don't. I am going to the gym to work out.
Oh, well hopefully you can grow into that head of yours..... Maybe try to get a brain to fit that noggin too.
Fat Head by BigSlob8888 November 10, 2010
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Fatty Fat Head
One whose ego (or attitude) is so large that their head, literally, looks fatter.
To be used as a Term of Endearment. Can also be used in exasperation.
To be used as a Term of Endearment. Can also be used in exasperation.
Mary: "Who is the OG Fatty Fat Head?'
Sarah: "Umm... I'm pretty sure that's Randee Jo"
Mary: "Ooohh..."
Christina: "Stop being a Fat Head and come pick me up!"
Caitlin: " What the hell does that even mean?!? Is that even a phrase?"
Christina: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, it's there"
Sarah: "Umm... I'm pretty sure that's Randee Jo"
Mary: "Ooohh..."
Christina: "Stop being a Fat Head and come pick me up!"
Caitlin: " What the hell does that even mean?!? Is that even a phrase?"
Christina: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, it's there"
Fatty Fat Head by Mangofatdoody September 28, 2010
fat head
fat head by customfab75 November 18, 2003
Fat head fuck!
Someone that has an oversized head due to being too close to radiation when they were younger.
This may also cause them to get a McCain colour penis.
There head may also resemble a shape of an onion.
Sometime, very rare because of the radiation they grow rat tails!
This may also cause them to get a McCain colour penis.
There head may also resemble a shape of an onion.
Sometime, very rare because of the radiation they grow rat tails!
Fat head fuck! by Sammo88 February 27, 2020
fat head
fat head by someone of the dark January 18, 2004
fat head syndrome
fat head syndrome by BettY SpAghetti June 3, 2003
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