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Someone with a head the size of a watermelon on top of their neck. Usually they will claim that it is their hair that makes their head so big they can not even wear a standard hat, unless it was made for an elephant, but in the end their skull really his at minimum the size of a bowling ball, and usually their brain is about the size of a pea. Even though their head is unusually large, they are quite retarded and often times have what is known as "Fat-Head Syndrome". That is where they think they know everything, and have advice on things they have never even done before. Fat-Head Syndrome also gives said fat headed person an ego the size of their dome, which makes them think they are a bad-ass. Most commonly a fat headed person will work out all the time so they can try to grow their small bodies to match their fat ass head.
Hey Fat Head, why is your head so damn big?

- Its not my head, it is my hair

Oh, okay, how come you have to wear a neck brace to support that massive melon?

- I don't. I am going to the gym to work out.

Oh, well hopefully you can grow into that head of yours..... Maybe try to get a brain to fit that noggin too.
by BigSlob8888 November 08, 2010
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From STEM, an abbreviation short for "Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics", a STEMlord is a pejorative term for a particular kind of person who has studied in these areas at university or works in these fields who holds a pretentious, condescending attitude to anyone who has studied in any other fields, particularly the Arts and Humanities. They typically believe themselves to be more "intelligent" and "rational", while generally remaining incredibly ignorant outside of their areas of expertise and having the charisma of a rotting pig's backside.
"Ugh, I wish Reddit wasn't full of STEMlords the entire goddamn time."
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a person who is a real moron,
one who has no common sense.

A politician.
terry, you are such a fuckin' fat head!
by customfab75 November 18, 2003
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Someone who thinks very highly of themselves, usually pertaining to a selfish attitude as well.
Koreans are all fatheads.

*jk I'm half Korean
by Jay Bolen December 23, 2007
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A South Eastern Virginia Term used for "Nike Air Force Ones". Mostly used in the Hampton/ Newport News Area.

Also Spelled: Phat Heads, Phat Headz, Phat Hedz
"Yeah, I just copped 2 pairs of fat heads from foot locker."
by vaballer June 13, 2006
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one who is full of themself or has a large ego
He is such a fat head!
by someone of the dark January 18, 2004
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someone who has an overly large head for their body
Corey man, you're a fathead!
by kandas June 11, 2003
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