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fat american

The avaricious, gluttonous, apathetic American who uses a disproportionate amount of resources, yet claims that it is their fair share that they are using, without a care for the needy of the world, or the environment.
His clothes are manufactured by children in a Chinese sweatshop and he drives a gas guzzling Hummer. He might not know what affect his consumption has on the world, but if he did, he wouldn't care because he is a Fat American.
fat american by fatamerican February 16, 2009
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fat american

A tautology, because all Americans are fat, obese, eat-monsters.

In America, weighing 400lb constitutes being thin.
Person # 1: "Dude, scope that fat American."
Person # 2: "Is there any other kind?"
fat american by Eleni Bozia March 9, 2007

fat american

A word that little vagina's from other countries say to try and make fun of us americans, but are actually just jealous that their country is a piece of shit and can't get any resources that they desire or make any money to spoil themselves like we can.
American (playing COD or something): oh dang i just got shot in the back lol

Random British Guy: shaht up u fat american(faht american) !

American: Oh wow go see denist you goofy toothed son of a bitch

Fat American Bitch 

1. Known for stalling buses when sitting at the back, causing the rear to hit the pavement and spark.

2. A type of sandwich known to be apprx. 1300 calories on its own
Can you make me a fat american bitch with no onions?
Fat American Bitch by SpleenaDarling December 25, 2010

Fat American Cow 

A typical obese American woman. Although obesity and American woman are almost interchangeable. Abbreviated FAC. Can be found eating, walking to and back from her car, watching Oprah, with other fat american cows and at Wal-mart. Can not be found: On running paths, gyms, swimming pools, the beach or at Whole Foods.
Man, I wish I lived in France were all the women are thin, this country has nothing but fat american cows now.
Fat American Cow by GreenTea2 April 26, 2011

American fat 

a phrase coined by some dutch visitors to the states, which is a reference to the particularly sorry state here of "sloppy FAT" (A.K.A. = protoplasm "challenged") unlike any other country in the world, remaining a continuing source of horrification for visitors from any other nations!

of course, fat acceptance is becoming 'normal' now, despite the opinions of most medical doctors (ie: 400lbs = the 'NEW' 150lbs!!) -get your clothes made by omar the tent maker !!
dutch visitor- how do you suppose they grow 'em so large ?? (response) not sure! , that's American fat !!

let's get us the "super size" meal and 'drum' of soft drink ! right! , let's get American fat !!

american eagle fat ass 

a really big ugly fuck over 6,5 thats wears american eagle clothes when he doesnt look right in them
the little boy drew called big nick a american eagle fat ass
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