fastfap 

When something is so epic and so awesome that you want to fap profusely to it, then the word for such a masturbation is fastfap.

That video made me fastfap for 2 hours.

fastfap by Double-yew Thirteen June 16, 2011

fastfaced 

Someone that is a real smartass. Quick wit used to keep the conversation going

Steve: What's for dinner?
Tina: Food retard!
Steve: You know, you're being real fastfaced right now.

fastfaced by Captain Stevie March 7, 2014

Fast fap 

Ot is when you fap super fast so your dick sets on fire.

Look he is fapping
No, he fast fap

Fast fap by AcidMan May 14, 2014

fastfagg

That speedy guy or girl who attempts to know everything about his current car but fails badly. Often drives cars with 120bhp or more. Kinda does burnouts but he do still be learning cuz he or she be scared of doing the skyline dirty like that.

Yo send it fastfagg, ya bender!

fastfagg by theFASTFAGG November 23, 2021

Fast Fap February 

FFF is when every day for this month you masturbate until you can ejaculate. You time how long it took to ejaculate and at the end of the month you compare and look for the fastest time you can ejaculate. Basically a speedrun to cum.

Person 1: Dude, you know it's Fast Fap February, how fast did you cum?
Person 2: It took me 20 seconds
Person 1: Damn it took me 5 minutes

Fast Fap February by Yomamaha January 5, 2022

fastapplcs

fastapplcs is a boy named landon who edits on vs and ae. but he really fucking smells.. someone needs to tell him to shower

hey do you know @fastapplcs? i heard he’s that kid that smells!
hell yeah i do, he smells like shit

fastapplcs by Amana September 29, 2019