fastfap
When something is so epic and so awesome that you want to fap profusely to it, then the word for such a masturbation is fastfap.
fastfap by Double-yew Thirteen June 16, 2011
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Steve: What's for dinner?
Tina: Food retard!
Steve: You know, you're being real fastfaced right now.
Tina: Food retard!
Steve: You know, you're being real fastfaced right now.
fastfaced by Captain Stevie March 7, 2014
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fastfagg
That speedy guy or girl who attempts to know everything about his current car but fails badly. Often drives cars with 120bhp or more. Kinda does burnouts but he do still be learning cuz he or she be scared of doing the skyline dirty like that.
fastfagg by theFASTFAGG November 23, 2021
Fast Fap February
FFF is when every day for this month you masturbate until you can ejaculate. You time how long it took to ejaculate and at the end of the month you compare and look for the fastest time you can ejaculate. Basically a speedrun to cum.
Person 1: Dude, you know it's Fast Fap February, how fast did you cum?
Person 2: It took me 20 seconds
Person 1: Damn it took me 5 minutes
Person 2: It took me 20 seconds
Person 1: Damn it took me 5 minutes
Fast Fap February by Yomamaha January 5, 2022
fastapplcs
fastapplcs is a boy named landon who edits on vs and ae. but he really fucking smells.. someone needs to tell him to shower
fastapplcs by Amana September 29, 2019