fastfaced

Someone that is a real smartass. Quick wit used to keep the conversation going

Steve: What's for dinner?
Tina: Food retard!
Steve: You know, you're being real fastfaced right now.

by Captain Stevie March 7, 2014

Fartfaced

Irish term meaning to be heavily intoxicated with alcohol to the point of not knowing where you are, and whether or not someone farted in your face.

"I like to visit the various partying locations in my local area and get totally fucking fartfaced on a regular basis!"

by Mr. Big Knob Shit Kitten March 13, 2013

fastfed

The biggest tool in the world.

I went to Sears over the weekend to pick up a Professional series cabinet to hold all my fastfed's in. It's got ball bearings and junk.

by John Feldman October 27, 2004

poophead fartface

the worst insult possible. very very hurtful. may lead to depression

Bully: "Don't end our streak you poophead fartface"
Victim: "Omg you hurt my feelings"

by hgdysuaikmnhsbxsai August 19, 2016

fartface

Someone who when they talk only release worthless gas, with no value other than to smell up the room

by Big Al August 5, 2003

Poopy Fartface

Poopy Fartface (adjective)

A childish word used to describe somebody. Usually used as an insult to describe someones actions.

Man, Stephen was a real poopy fartface when he killed my dog in Minecraft.

by $U#$%^%$#$%^&U&^%$# March 3, 2020

Fartface

Annoying People

Shut up you fartface

by The Peoples March 6, 2019