Fagboner

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Someone who expresses their Faggocity by driving a high rise pickup, usually 'rolling coal', or driving a motorcycle with obnoxiously loud exhaust. They tend to think they are toxicly masculine, but actually scared to show their true feminine side. Also, they like to drink jizz.

This fagboner just cut me off on traffic. His dad didn't hug him enough, and he needs attention.

Fagboner by bananahammockdave April 6, 2024

fagbones

Slang for shoes. Used in casual settings, obviously.

Fred: Are you ready yet?
Steve: Hang on, let me get my fagbones.

fagbones by neo! June 8, 2009

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Fagboner • Fangboner • fagbones • Fanboner • fat boner • Fat Boner Blaster

Fangboner

A road near Toledo and Sandusky Ohio

Hey, we passed Fangboner Road on our way to Cedar Point.

Fangboner by DingleBarry January 18, 2006

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Fagbone

The penis that fucks another mans ass. Can also be used to refer to a gay male.

"Hey Fagbone! Take your poopdick and get the FUCK outta my bar!"

Fagbone by Minscandboo March 2, 2010

Fangboner

When a women or man bites on an erection.

Tiffany was mad at Steve so she gave him a fangboner.

Fangboner by Yellyell June 22, 2019

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Fanboner

When a fanboy becomes very elated by an event within geek culture that he literally or figuratively pops a boner.

Fanboy: Kelsey Grammer has been cast as the Highfather in the live action DC universe?!?!? I have the biggest fanboner right now!!!

Fanboner by elstrongo March 7, 2017

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fangboner

A girl who likes to read books about vampires and would like to "bone" a vampire.

My fangboner friend is still reading the Twilight series.

Oh my god, what a fangboner!

fangboner by PomZags August 21, 2008

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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