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Fagboner 

Someone who expresses their Faggocity by driving a high rise pickup, usually 'rolling coal', or driving a motorcycle with obnoxiously loud exhaust. They tend to think they are toxicly masculine, but actually scared to show their true feminine side. Also, they like to drink jizz.
This fagboner just cut me off on traffic. His dad didn't hug him enough, and he needs attention.
Fagboner by bananahammockdave April 6, 2024

fagbones 

Slang for shoes. Used in casual settings, obviously.
Fred: Are you ready yet?
Steve: Hang on, let me get my fagbones.
fagbones by neo! June 8, 2009
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Fangboner 

A road near Toledo and Sandusky Ohio
Hey, we passed Fangboner Road on our way to Cedar Point.
Fangboner by DingleBarry January 18, 2006
The penis that fucks another mans ass. Can also be used to refer to a gay male.
"Hey Fagbone! Take your poopdick and get the FUCK outta my bar!"
Fagbone by Minscandboo March 2, 2010

Fangboner 

When a women or man bites on an erection.
Tiffany was mad at Steve so she gave him a fangboner.
Fangboner by Yellyell June 22, 2019

Fanboner 

When a fanboy becomes very elated by an event within geek culture that he literally or figuratively pops a boner.
Fanboy: Kelsey Grammer has been cast as the Highfather in the live action DC universe?!?!? I have the biggest fanboner right now!!!
Fanboner by elstrongo March 7, 2017

fangboner 

A girl who likes to read books about vampires and would like to "bone" a vampire.
My fangboner friend is still reading the Twilight series.

Oh my god, what a fangboner!
fangboner by PomZags August 21, 2008
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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