Fagboner

Someone who expresses their Faggocity by driving a high rise pickup, usually 'rolling coal', or driving a motorcycle with obnoxiously loud exhaust. They tend to think they are toxicly masculine, but actually scared to show their true feminine side. Also, they like to drink jizz.

This fagboner just cut me off on traffic. His dad didn't hug him enough, and he needs attention.

by bananahammockdave April 6, 2024

fagbones

Slang for shoes. Used in casual settings, obviously.

Fred: Are you ready yet?
Steve: Hang on, let me get my fagbones.

by neo! June 8, 2009

Fangboner

A road near Toledo and Sandusky Ohio

Hey, we passed Fangboner Road on our way to Cedar Point.

by DingleBarry January 18, 2006

Fagbone

The penis that fucks another mans ass. Can also be used to refer to a gay male.

"Hey Fagbone! Take your poopdick and get the FUCK outta my bar!"

by Minscandboo March 2, 2010

Fangboner

When a women or man bites on an erection.

Tiffany was mad at Steve so she gave him a fangboner.

by Yellyell June 22, 2019

Fanboner

When a fanboy becomes very elated by an event within geek culture that he literally or figuratively pops a boner.

Fanboy: Kelsey Grammer has been cast as the Highfather in the live action DC universe?!?!? I have the biggest fanboner right now!!!

by elstrongo March 7, 2017

fangboner

A girl who likes to read books about vampires and would like to "bone" a vampire.

My fangboner friend is still reading the Twilight series.

Oh my god, what a fangboner!

by PomZags August 21, 2008