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fartitus 

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When a person become stricken with an abundance of uncontrollable and excessive farting.
Don't go near Maureen, she has a bad case of fartitus!
fartitus by samlap June 26, 2008

onyx the fortuitous 

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Onyx The Fortuitous (AKA Weird Gamer Guy, Weird Satanist Guy, Weird Arby's Guy, Weird Furry Guy, ETC.) Is a well known internet personality played by Andrew Bowser. He has his own webshow called "The Shadow Zone." He formerly lived in his mother's basement and is commonly seen drinking tiny wines.

Known catchphrases by him are "I dunno", "____ is pretty cool!" "Choke me Devil Daddy, Choke me!" "Notice me Senpai, Notice me!" "How deep does that hole go?"
Onyx The Fortuitous is the sexiest man on the planet.
onyx the fortuitous by devildaddy February 4, 2018

fortuitous 

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She was extremely fortuitous that the assistant manager was fired, for she then gained a new job with better pay!
fortuitous by tinadrummin November 17, 2005

Poop Fartious 

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An individual who has no business participating in a conversation, primarily someone who’s name rhymes with “Romathius”
Who even are you, bro? YOU leave.
Tomathius? More like poop fartious.
Poop Fartious by Known Blanket March 20, 2023

Fratuitous 

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Fratuitous (to be fratuitous): this is the right bestowed amongst all fratstars to express their feelings of superiority (towards those who would remain independent) without apparent reason, cause, or justification.
Fletch: "Get out of my way you GDI!"

Mike: "Fletch, that was very fratuitous of you."

Fletch: "Thanks bro!"
Fratuitous by blackout[fratstar] October 28, 2010

Fartatious 

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The state of being constantly flatulent or being susceptible to abnormally vicious farts. Also used as an affectionate adjective to describe unusually flatulent friends or loved ones. Coined by an unknown Harvard alumnus in recent years, remaining in relative obscurity until recent usage by young adults has propelled it into wide-spread social circles.
Person 1: Hey, do you know Jojo? She's so fartatious!
Person 2: Right!? I could smell her from a mile away!
Fartatious by JimboTheDuck November 23, 2020
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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