fartuitous
Bob knew that it was fartuitous that his nemesis was the only person to get on the elevator at that very moment.
fartuitous by scrapiron777 May 10, 2009
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onyx the fortuitous
Onyx The Fortuitous (AKA Weird Gamer Guy, Weird Satanist Guy, Weird Arby's Guy, Weird Furry Guy, ETC.) Is a well known internet personality played by Andrew Bowser. He has his own webshow called "The Shadow Zone." He formerly lived in his mother's basement and is commonly seen drinking tiny wines.
Known catchphrases by him are "I dunno", "____ is pretty cool!" "Choke me Devil Daddy, Choke me!" "Notice me Senpai, Notice me!" "How deep does that hole go?"
Known catchphrases by him are "I dunno", "____ is pretty cool!" "Choke me Devil Daddy, Choke me!" "Notice me Senpai, Notice me!" "How deep does that hole go?"
onyx the fortuitous by devildaddy February 4, 2018
fortuitous
She was extremely fortuitous that the assistant manager was fired, for she then gained a new job with better pay!
fortuitous by tinadrummin November 17, 2005
Poop Fartious
An individual who has no business participating in a conversation, primarily someone who’s name rhymes with “Romathius”
Poop Fartious by Known Blanket March 20, 2023
Fratuitous
Fratuitous (to be fratuitous): this is the right bestowed amongst all fratstars to express their feelings of superiority (towards those who would remain independent) without apparent reason, cause, or justification.
Fletch: "Get out of my way you GDI!"
Mike: "Fletch, that was very fratuitous of you."
Fletch: "Thanks bro!"
Mike: "Fletch, that was very fratuitous of you."
Fletch: "Thanks bro!"
Fratuitous by blackout[fratstar] October 28, 2010
Fartatious
The state of being constantly flatulent or being susceptible to abnormally vicious farts. Also used as an affectionate adjective to describe unusually flatulent friends or loved ones. Coined by an unknown Harvard alumnus in recent years, remaining in relative obscurity until recent usage by young adults has propelled it into wide-spread social circles.
Person 1: Hey, do you know Jojo? She's so fartatious!
Person 2: Right!? I could smell her from a mile away!
Person 2: Right!? I could smell her from a mile away!
Fartatious by JimboTheDuck November 23, 2020
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