Fratuitous 

Fratuitous (to be fratuitous): this is the right bestowed amongst all fratstars to express their feelings of superiority (towards those who would remain independent) without apparent reason, cause, or justification.

Fletch: "Get out of my way you GDI!"

Mike: "Fletch, that was very fratuitous of you."

Fletch: "Thanks bro!"

Fratuitous by blackout[fratstar] October 28, 2010

Gratuitous Sexy Time 

The act of having extremely loud sex so often to the point where your roommate/neighbors ask you to keep it down/lock it up on a regular basis.

Guy-"So did you get any sleep last night?"

Other guy-" No, my roommate was having Gratuitous Sexy Time with his girlfriend. It was so loud that the police came and told them to keep it down."

Guy-"Damn, that sucks."

Gratuitous Sexy Time by TheUrbaNinjah January 11, 2014

Gratuitous 

Gratuitous means to be given something, or to receive something, without payment or obligation.

It can also mean an action carried out or executed without cause, or an unjustified action.

It is also used in Law, where something is made or given, without receiving any value in return, as in a 'gratuitous agreement'.

He said that he would make the table completely free of charge, and we shook hands on the deal. We made a gratuitous agreement.

There is never any call for such gratuitous violence.

Gratuitous by GWB235 January 19, 2015

Gratuitous Jesus Dropper

One who subtly inserts religious themes in a business metting in an effort to gain unearned trust or respect. Often you will see this behavior in those who end their message with "Have a blessed day."

Enough with Terence being a Gratuitous Jesus Dropper. He proudly proclaimed he would "get to the bottom of the unethical and inappropriate actions of his team" before stating he "had to leave the meeting early to teach his child's CCD class". We know he has no intention of unearthing the violations of his team members, but subconsciously suggested he will do the right thing as a "Man of God."

Gratuitous Jesus Dropper by Slingblade August 28, 2014

fartuitous 

A fart that comes at a fortunate or lucky moment.

Bob knew that it was fartuitous that his nemesis was the only person to get on the elevator at that very moment.

fartuitous by scrapiron777 May 10, 2009

onyx the fortuitous 

Onyx The Fortuitous (AKA Weird Gamer Guy, Weird Satanist Guy, Weird Arby's Guy, Weird Furry Guy, ETC.) Is a well known internet personality played by Andrew Bowser. He has his own webshow called "The Shadow Zone." He formerly lived in his mother's basement and is commonly seen drinking tiny wines.

Known catchphrases by him are "I dunno", "____ is pretty cool!" "Choke me Devil Daddy, Choke me!" "Notice me Senpai, Notice me!" "How deep does that hole go?"

Onyx The Fortuitous is the sexiest man on the planet.

onyx the fortuitous by devildaddy February 4, 2018

gratuitous violence 

Gratuitous violence is violence for the sake of being violent. Usually assocciated with low budget movies and cult videogames. Given without need, often unrealistic.

Grand Theft Auto had a Gratuitous violence bonus.

gratuitous violence by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004