Fartification 

noun - A well placed or well timed fart that strengthens or defends one's position.

I was going to the kitchen to get another beer, but David's fartification was too formidable.

I asked Robert what he thought about my opinion and his fartification was more poignant than his words.

Fartification by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

Fartification 

A room filled with farts to a point where no one wants to enter from the outside. Mostly bedrooms in the morning.

"When I arrived at the party, the room was a fartification. I couldn't bear to go there and stayed in the kitchen instead."

Fartification by Arctica February 2, 2017

fartification 

Refers to where one or more individuals intentionally direct their butt-trumpets in a certain direction to ward off undesirables. Extra points if a whole crowd of people “combine forces” by forming a barrier-line and all bending over and “collectively letting fly” to further encourage said undesirable(s) to keep their distance.

Mass-fartification can indeed be a highly-effective means of preventing less-than-savory individuals from “crossing the line of fire”; the only usual problems would be if the unwelcome person either doesn’t have a good sense of smell, can hold his breath for extended periods, or thought to bring along a damp rag to tie over his nose.

fartification by QuacksO September 3, 2018

faggification 

The compulsory indoctrination of society, telling us that homosexual behavior is normal, acceptable and desirable.

Dwight: "I have to attend a 'sensitivity' seminar just because I refused to ride on the company's float in the Gay Pride Parade."

Jim: "Welcome to the faggification of America."

faggification by Poppy McFoppy March 27, 2015

Farmification 

The process of making people more farmer-like in the way they live their lives, producing more farmers.

Influencing people to take up an interest in farming.

Farmification usually happens by just getting out there and spreading the word on how cool farming is.

I believe in the farmification of society. One by one, a nation of farmers is in the works.

Farmification by Brent Heigold June 24, 2009

famification 

The lust to coin words on Urban Dictionary for beer bragging rights at pubs and church gatherings. famous + ication = famification pronounced "FAYE muh FI kay shun

Nearly on the brink of suicide, writer's block caused Chris Yandall to submit an urban dictionary request to cannonize the word famification in hopes that other contributors will attempt to famificate themselves by getting published. All contributors seek famification to be have their word published on urbandictionary!

famification by cYask8 January 29, 2009

Fatification

The process of getting fat. Root: Fat, to fatify

Person 1: I have been eating alot of junk food. Now i do not fit into my favourite dress anymore.
Person2: You're going through fatification!

Fatification by evil billionaire muahaha December 15, 2012