fart pants

Pants worn several days in a row, that have been farted in, without washing. This creates such a stench that noone can escape the smell.

Oh man, we ordered pizza and the delivery driver was wearing his 6 day old fart pants.

by J. Foreskin October 2, 2008

poop skiddy fart pants

A terrible insult aimed at the intergrity of a persons ability to hold their own feces.

You are a poop skiddy fart pants

by rock em and sock em July 17, 2009

dropping your pants to fart

A Chinese expression used to indicate that some action is a complete waste of time.

Preparing these reports early is like dropping your pants to fart.

by England phi beta gamma July 5, 2008

Poopy pants diaper fart

The ultimate roast when some makes fun of you

(Bob) you are so ugly I can't believe it
(Jeff) well you are a poopy pants diaper fart
(Bob) *cries*

by Youlookingfinemydude March 12, 2020

fastpants

Fighter Pilot slang for an anti-G suit. They are worn by the crew members of high performance airplanes and contain air bladders that expand around the torso and the legs to help fight the blood-pooling effects of Hi G or acceleration loading due to aircraft maneuvering at higher speeds.

This is a DACT training sorte. Where are your fastpants?

by Rocket T. Man October 11, 2007

fartpants

Originated near Frederick, MD circa 2004---noun---One who farts so viciously it leaves a pungent odor in their pants that may last an extended period of time.

Dude...Tim has some killer "fartpants" today.

by KMA December 8, 2004

fartypants

a peepeepoopoo enjoyer

a silly baka who farts a lot

omg did u see zac over there he’s such a fartypants

yea i heard his peepeepoopoo is stank

by peepeepoopoobaka December 22, 2023