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farmutting

this is beating up farmers in unusall ways.
for example laying out many rakes around a sleepin farmer and then watching him tryin to escape the situation when he wakes up.
or randomly kiddnapping a farmer and forcing red clothes on him and then tying to a rod and attatching that rod to a bull and watch the outcome of the outraged bull.
or trap a farmer in a chicken hut and shout at him until he lays an egg.
or maybe lock a farmer in a room full of unmilked cows just to see what would happen, if nuthing happens them throw in some monkeys who are trained to milk cows so that the milk can be squirted in the farmers direction, and watch him run around like a mad man.
or any thing ya like that involves a farmer :D
"lets go farmutt that farmer over there to see if he yells some crazy farm language at us" farmutting will be great
by mike blown January 20, 2008
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Farmitting

When you vomit so hard that you fart at the same time.
Dude, are you ok? You need to chuck? Thats it man, let it out, better out than i...FUCKS SAKE MAN, YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS?!!
by MessyG July 13, 2004
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formatting nazi

A person who will OCD over a the tiniest of formatting mistakes. Usually a teacher that mark you down or reject a paper entirely because a title is *just* a little off, regardless of how profound or revolutionary your work is.
I figured out string theory and described it in lab report in my high school physics class, but because my teacher was a formatting nazi, he gave me a F because my page number was 1 space too low.
by Mr.Vanwinkle October 14, 2009
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formatting

The defined appearance of text, especially used in webdesign and publishing.
"That text is way too small. You should change the formatting to make the page more readable."
by Pathoschild March 21, 2005
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formatting rape

When a messaging program or phone changes your message by replacing certain symbols with emoticons you didn't know about or uses them to start stylized text.
"You still have that formula from the lecture?"
"yeah man its 4x + 2v(smiley face) = 10"
"???"
"shit man 2v SQUARED, formatting rape."
by Smooth_Deflagerator June 5, 2016
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