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the place you go to fail all of your gcse then procide to get spanked by mathew and jim
(adult) you are going to farmors
(child) anything but
farmors by phat kid February 6, 2019
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Farmers league 

Term used by football fans to refer to Ligue One, because it's lack of competitiveness and the common practice of recruiting peasants to fill the squads of the many zombie-teams that compound this insignificant league.

Some may tag Bundesliga as another Farmers League because of Bayern's supremacy in Germany. This may be discarded as German teams don't perform nearly as poorly as French teams in UCL, neither German squads recruit farmers
Pionel Pessi fan: Penaldo is finished, now playing in Saudi Arabia away from big leagues like the Uber Eats Ligue 1, the best tournament on earth

Unbiased football fan: Ligue 1 not even among top 20 European Leagues. Saudi Arabian League way more competitive than French Farmers League. In Saudi Arabia there are many teams that contend to win the title, in France there's only one, whose president buys anything with oil, even the rigged and disgraceful World Cup that he gave to the Argentinian goblin

Farmers League 

A term used to as an insult to define an Association Fooball league that lacks depth of quality.
A farmers league can have a couple of good teams in it, but if the rest are that bad that a "farmer" could play in it, then it can be labelled a farmers league.

Plumbers league is a term that infers the same meaning and is used on occasion.

A league that is won by the same side, over and over again is not necessarily a farmers league, as it can still have other strong teams in it.

Ligue 1 is a good example of a farmers league as it only has 1 good side. The rest of the league consists of mediocrity.
Bundesliga and Serie A are not farmers leagues, as both leagues are full of good sides.
Ligue 1 is a dead set Farmers League. With the exception of PSG, it is mud. My uncle , who's a plumber, could get a game for a club like Strasbourg. My aunty, who's a farmers wife, would get a game for Auxerre.
Farmers League by StuTheDon March 29, 2023

farmers league 

a term used to describe a football league (mostly professional) less competitive and having less talent than other leagues.
man, ligue 1 has got to be a farmers league.
farmers league by soepicchill May 23, 2023

farmers handkerchief 

To plug one nostril and blow snot out the other,without the benefit of kleenex or rag, cleanly clearing the nostril of all nose goblins and mucus.
I didn't have a handkerchief but the farmers handkerchief is always available
farmers handkerchief by rodroddy April 15, 2009

Farmers Union Iced Coffee 

Farmers Union Iced Coffee is an amazing iced coffee drink. It's a liquid lunch.
"Hey man, want an IC?"
"No dude, it's a Farmers Union Iced Coffee, or it's NOTHING!"

farmers blow 

Blowing your nose with out a tissue by pushing on one nostril and blowing out the other to get rid of boogers and snot.
When I am out running I don't carry tissue so when I need to blow my nose I just do a farmers blow.
farmers blow by golfnut23 March 13, 2009
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