6 definitions by soepicchill

penalty merchant

a term used to describe football players known for awarded penalty kicks, rather than regular goals.

penalty kicks are seen by some as easy, and require less effort unlike normal goals. people see players with lots of awarded penalties as unskillful.

person 1: damn bruh haaland just got a penalty
person 2: penalty merchant

by soepicchill July 20, 2023

instigator

somebody who encourages escalation in an argument and tries to rise the tension in the argument

guy 1: man thats why you a bitch

instigator: damnn i could never take that level of disrespect

guy 2: yo stop instigating

by soepicchill May 24, 2023

dickrider

a term used to describe some mf overly obsessing and talking about you

some corny ass nigga: aint no way jamal is wearing that shit jit has been wearing musty clothes all week imma tell him to take it off
respectable nigga: bro hop off his case and stop being a dickrider

by soepicchill May 24, 2023

tap-in merchant

a name given to football players that are only effective in the six-yard box, and have lack of skills in terms of dribbling, passing, and more.

bruhhhhhhhhhh haaland is a tap-in merchant

by soepicchill July 20, 2023

Jadougie

An inside joke created from the popular social media app TikTok. It is a response to something very unfunny/corny.

Unfunny ass nigga: Bro, I bet he was born in Ohio!
Somebody who has matured enough: Jadougie

by soepicchill December 1, 2022

farmers league

a term used to describe a football league (mostly professional) less competitive and having less talent than other leagues.

man, ligue 1 has got to be a farmers league.

by soepicchill May 24, 2023