farmer brown

(n) A common type of math word problem, usually a simple algebra problem involving lengths of fencing.

This is an example of a farmer brown:
Farmer Brown wants to fence off a rectangular pen using the side of his barn as one side of the pen. If the barn is 300 feet long, and Farmer Brown has 1200 feet of fencing material, what are the lengths of the other sides and what is the area enclosed?

farmer brown by Heptune May 14, 2005

Farmer brown

A sexual act. A woman/man performs oral sex on a farm animal while taking a dump on another\'s chest.

Jane got a farmer brown from Heather and her dog Rex.

Farmer brown by Robbie Roo April 26, 2005

Farmer Brown

To preform anal sex with an animal

Billy: he dad isn't that puppy in the window cute?
Dad: yeah id give it a Farmer Brown!

Farmer Brown by Boyo411 September 29, 2007

farmer brown's cock 

Deficating while having anal sex.
To deficate on the penetrating object, be it a penis or any other penetration device or shape.
More specifically, the act refers to a Penis repeatedly penetrating the anal cavity whilst a degree of anal waste it forced out and ejaculation inserted, know as a "Farmer Brown's Cock".

On the way home from the Asian Restaurant, Den suggested that anal sex while deficating would round off a beautiful evening "Don't use the toilet tonight my love, Farmer Brown's Cock is making an appearence."

farmer brown's cock by DjDenudo December 8, 2016

Farmer Brown New York 

In New York State; Vestal, there is a story that has been going around since 1844. The tale is 'Farmer Brown'. Farmer brown woke up a night to his daughter being gone, she was murdered for a satanic ritual. He went on a murderous rampage, killing 13 children. Eventually the town found him in choconut creek, also known today as the witches forest of new york, he was killed.

Farmer Brown New York was a bad man.

Farmer Brown New York by New York Stories May 27, 2024

Flying Farmer Brown  

a variation of the "teabag," in which an individual get on his or her hands and knees behind a victim. Another individual runs, steps on the downed indviduals back, and jumps forward with their legs spread. As they do this, they yell, causing the victim to turn around in time to take crotch full on to the face. If done correctly, both the jumper and the victim fall to the ground. AKA: "The two man tandum teabag" Originated in Queen City, TX.

"Did you see Jim go off of Steve's back and flying Farmer Brown that guy!? He flew through the air with the greatest of DEEZ!"

Flying Farmer Brown by Blue Beacon December 16, 2008

The Brown farmer

When you tie up your old cow in the pasture ,bend your girl over it, eat her ass, then fuck her with the rest of the herd watching.

I preformed The brown farmer on my old lady in broad daylight, needless to say the neighbors weren’t happy!

The Brown farmer by Yetiarms April 13, 2022