farents

biological father and his partner

Do you want to join for brunch with my farents tomorrow?

by kikijules January 5, 2020

farental

when your friends start getting Parental on you.

Man, James was getting all farental on me the other day telling me to clean my room.

by Kent P. June 10, 2008

Farent

Fake parent

The life of a farent is hard: friday night at home babysitting somebody else's kid.
But then again, the mothers a hot milf so bring it.

by Jan the Farent October 19, 2012

farnts

Barnyard animal farts.

-Wow, what's that smell?
-That, my friend, is the smell of farnts.
-What, have you been eating hay?
-Yes.

by Albeany February 13, 2010

farent

male parent ; father and parent put together

i was just talking to my farent in the car.

by softballer3 December 21, 2010

FARENTHOLD

TO KEEP ASS CHEEKS TIGHT SO AS NOT TO LET OUT A WET RUNNY FECES AND FART AT THE SAME TIME.

THE REPRESENTATIVE COULD NOT FARENTHOLD IN HIS TOWN HALL MEETING AND CLEARED THE ROOM EARLY.

by RIENCE PENIS December 14, 2017

farentinofrb

An amazing YouTube.He is funny one of a kind and he is beautiful and he is a fast learner who will pick up on something in a short amount of time

You are such a farentinoFRB

by Random nobody October 8, 2019