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freetail therapy
"I'm feeling a little down; I'd go shopping, but I can't afford it, so I'm going to indulge in some freetail therapy"
freetail therapy by stdPikachu January 13, 2004
Fareeal Doe
Fareeal Doe by Jkb231 June 6, 2022
firetail
firetail by Pimpin_Pat August 3, 2021
Freetalk
Hey, do you mind if we freetalk for a bit?
I love my job. What do I do? I'm a professional freetalker! (Audience laughs)
I love when we freetalk. I feel like I can say anything to you.
I love my job. What do I do? I'm a professional freetalker! (Audience laughs)
I love when we freetalk. I feel like I can say anything to you.
Freetalk by throwupsites June 4, 2020
freetail
freetail = the act of swiping merchandise from looted retail stores ,whereas you get the item for free as you "Hightail " it outa there !
Local Minneapolis retail stores are bracing themselves for another freetail rush on Big Screen TVs as unrest embraces the beleaguered city.
freetail by Hunter's Crack Pipe April 14, 2021
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober
An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.