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Farcebook 

The real definition of Facebook.
Farcebook/Facebook is a comedy which aims to entertain the audience by means of unlikely, extravagant, and improbable situations, disguise and mistaken identity, verbal humour of varying degrees of sophistication.
Farcebook; Profile pictures which make you look beautiful when really you look like the Michelin Man, updating your status to say complete bullshit to make you look like a hero
Farcebook by BABRILLIANT September 10, 2011
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Farcebook 

Farcebook is when users of Facebook.com use their profile updates, picture albums and wall posts to create the illusion of living a "Pimpin' lifestyle" in hopes of old friends, enemies, ex-boyfriends and/or ex-girlfriends eventually seeing their Farcebook Profile and being struck with envy and regret.
Scott took pictures with a rich mans Ferrari in the street, Strippers from Hustler, and someone's Mega yacht in Florida to upload on his Farcebook as his new relationship status and toys. The Ex will really regret dumping him all those years ago.

p.s. Scott is going to Paris for breakfast.
Farcebook by slimtruth August 19, 2009

Farcebook 

The inability to believe in information on Farcebook made the social media world confused and mislead.
The damage done on Farcebook was seen in the recent presidential election due to false information that was allowed to twist people’ vote.
Farcebook by Major Thomas January 20, 2018
A person with a repulsive or horrible face.
faceboy by jd_haze February 15, 2009
a boy who has an irational fear of octopuses and a starge foetus fetish
person; hey look an octopus!
faceboy; arrrrgh where?
faceboy by captain cotton April 27, 2006

Farcebook 

A Facebook page that is full of lies.
Stacy: oh my god did you see Caroline is dating someone half her age?
Courtney: it’s not true she only Farcebooks, you can’t believe anything she posts
Farcebook by Desertbear112 January 9, 2021
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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