Farcebook 

The real definition of Facebook.
Farcebook/Facebook is a comedy which aims to entertain the audience by means of unlikely, extravagant, and improbable situations, disguise and mistaken identity, verbal humour of varying degrees of sophistication.

Farcebook; Profile pictures which make you look beautiful when really you look like the Michelin Man, updating your status to say complete bullshit to make you look like a hero

Farcebook by BABRILLIANT September 10, 2011

Farcebook 

Farcebook is when users of Facebook.com use their profile updates, picture albums and wall posts to create the illusion of living a "Pimpin' lifestyle" in hopes of old friends, enemies, ex-boyfriends and/or ex-girlfriends eventually seeing their Farcebook Profile and being struck with envy and regret.

Scott took pictures with a rich mans Ferrari in the street, Strippers from Hustler, and someone's Mega yacht in Florida to upload on his Farcebook as his new relationship status and toys. The Ex will really regret dumping him all those years ago.

p.s. Scott is going to Paris for breakfast.

Farcebook by slimtruth August 19, 2009

Farcebook 

The inability to believe in information on Farcebook made the social media world confused and mislead.

The damage done on Farcebook was seen in the recent presidential election due to false information that was allowed to twist people’ vote.

Farcebook by Major Thomas January 20, 2018

Farcebook 

A Facebook page that is full of lies.

Stacy: oh my god did you see Caroline is dating someone half her age?
Courtney: it’s not true she only Farcebooks, you can’t believe anything she posts

Farcebook by Desertbear112 January 9, 2021

Facebook your ass

When a hurt, spiteful person posts something personal, private and intimate about another person where that person will in turn feel betrayed, embarrassed, hurt, or even criminally prosecuted.

She told John she wanted to be with him for the rest of her life, then she changed her mind. John didn't take too kindly with her decision. He told her, "Bitch, I'll Facebook your ass, so he Facebooked her ass and posted her brazenly bragging about all of her recent misdeeds

Facebook your ass by Nikki Stixx October 12, 2019

Facebook Fireman

This is a person who works for the Fire Department and at every opportunity this person is posting on Facebook about everything they have ever done while on duty. This is because they are not very good at the job, so they need all of the "pats on the back" from their other fake "friends" on Facebook.

"Dave is totally a Facebook Fireman."

Facebook Fireman by NYCFF July 18, 2012

Facebook Worth 

=((# of likes your Facebook post gets)/(# of Facebook friends)).

A higher Facebook Worth means your friends really care about you.

"Ricky always gets a lot of likes, but his Facebook Worth is really low."

Facebook Worth by Extra Mayo June 8, 2016