faparous 

Someone who masturbates a lot.

My mom called me a faparous after she caught me jizzing all over the cat.

faparous by T March 25, 2004

faparous 

Someone who masturbates with food condiments. For example, salad dressing,mustard,peanut butter, etc.

"Why did you call me a faparous?"
"Because I caught you jerking off with horseradish all over your dick!"

faparous by Joe Cooper April 10, 2004

faprous 

a hot chick that's worthy to be fapped to.

Man, Jessica Alba is faprous. I would love the chance to lick her sneetchy!

faprous by Noir October 4, 2006