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A fazland is the name for a person with little to no skill
That kid izek is such a fazland
fazland by Mr.WaterMan002 May 20, 2021
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A man who's taking loyalty as priority. Never get bored to their partner and always bring an idea to make their partner happy.
They were in love same just like fazlan
fazlan by Captain yew December 27, 2016
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falandering

A term used to describe a person who is out and about, never home, or out on the streets up to no good, unable to stay in one place.
She wasn't home like she said she was, she was seen falandering around.
falandering by liongirl77 April 22, 2014

Fatlando 

Fat and always says whattt or what you make no sense and dosen’t open your streaks
Fatlando was so fat he hogged up the plane
Fatlando by Cacita July 11, 2020

faglander 

a derogatory term used to describe a person who is unfortunately good at attracting members of the same sex.
Brandon, that is the third phone number you've gotten in the last week from another guy. You're such a faglander.
faglander by SMKFBM August 9, 2012
The land in which you fap (masturbate). When nothing else matters and all you are thinking about is frolicking in fapland.
Alexandra - "I'm trying to call Paul"
Nena - "He won't pick up, he's in fapland"
fapland by snappergoodman August 25, 2011

mc farland 

THE PLACE TO BE IS MC FARLAND, THATS THE GOOD LIFE.
mc farland by DELMARIE December 22, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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