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A mental (or digital) catalog of images used for masturbatory purposes.
"I've got a few minutes while I wait for this video to stream... might as well open the fapalog."

"Aw, the internet's down. Guess I have to pull up the mental fapalog."
fapalog by baroque_brococo July 30, 2012
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Fapologize 

Apologizing for spewing your man juice where it doesn't belong.
I need to fapologize to Monica for blowing it in her eye last night.
Fapologize by I eat mop who November 17, 2011
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Fapology 

Guy 1: Dude, let's ditch class and go to beach!

Guy 2: No mayun, I don't want to miss my fapology class.
Fapology by MaddoggTheFatOne August 22, 2009
The secret language of gays. Rhymes with "tagalog," the language of Filipinos.

See also gaylic.
I understood what he meant, because I too speak fagalog.
fagalog by crusherrrr July 25, 2006
One who reads a piece of Dr.Seuss literature while fapping.
That guys such a Fapaloo. I went to his house and he had Green Eggs and Ham in the bathroom.
Fapaloo by Bongtroc1ty December 25, 2007

Fapology 

The study of fapping, or the sound that a person would make when fapping, or mastrubating.
I just got my degree in fapology, HELL YEAH!
Fapology by Im a duck 😗 July 11, 2016

fagaloget 

Guy1: Dude, are those guys having sex??
Guy2: Nah man they're having fagaloget
Guy1: How'd you know??
Guy2: Because the guy on the bottom can't hold a race riding license for longer than 2 race rides
Guy1: Ohhhh fagaloget!
fagaloget by JeffisGeff! June 22, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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