Fapaloo 

One who reads a piece of Dr.Seuss literature while fapping.

That guys such a Fapaloo. I went to his house and he had Green Eggs and Ham in the bathroom.

Fapaloo by Bongtroc1ty December 25, 2007

fapadoo 

Masturbating or having sex while high and spun to the rafters!

Wow! She did a 10 and 2 on the pipe, followed by a hot rail, and it was fapadoo city!

fapadoo by Smoked Out! November 20, 2020

fagaloon 

What cowboys used instead of fag.

Ryan Seacrest is such a fagaloon

fagaloon by MATTBOBNAPOLEON March 15, 2008

fagaloo 

another term for a homosexual, just a more humorous one than the regular "Faggot" or "Fag". This can also mean someone who acts or is in fact homosexual but denies it.

Alex is such a fagaloo

Dude, that guy is a strait up rump riding fagaloo

fagaloo by Kirkytaker February 22, 2007

fabaloosh 

noun- skeet/cum
verb (fabalooshing)- the act of ejaculating
can be used as onomatopoeia

You have fabaloosh on your face.

I just fabalooshed to that picture

Fabaloosh! The cum came right out

fabaloosh by Jang Boo May 24, 2005

fapalog

A mental (or digital) catalog of images used for masturbatory purposes.

"I've got a few minutes while I wait for this video to stream... might as well open the fapalog."

"Aw, the internet's down. Guess I have to pull up the mental fapalog."

fapalog by baroque_brococo July 30, 2012

fagalooch 

The diminutive version of a manly tool, as in a tiny spatula, tiny hammer or paint brush

Please hand me the fagalooch spatula...

fagalooch by Howard Cunningham October 29, 2019