fapafap
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fapfaphobia
*fap fap fap fap*
Person A: AAAAARGH!! Stop it!
Person B: What?
Person A: That sound! Stop fapping! It's killing me! IF I DIE FROM THIS I WILL HAUNT YOUUUUU
Person B: ...Yeah, dying from me masturbating. Pfft. *fap fap fap* You have fapfaphobia.
Person A: Arghhhh! STOP IT!
Person A: AAAAARGH!! Stop it!
Person B: What?
Person A: That sound! Stop fapping! It's killing me! IF I DIE FROM THIS I WILL HAUNT YOUUUUU
Person B: ...Yeah, dying from me masturbating. Pfft. *fap fap fap* You have fapfaphobia.
Person A: Arghhhh! STOP IT!
fapfaphobia by lefappie August 7, 2012
Related Words
Fapadapt
Fapadapt is the act of starting to mastrubate to a new kind of thing. It could be anything from teletubbies to hentai. When you start mastrubating to a thing, you have fapadapted it. Fapadapt originates from the words fap and adopt.
Person 1: I've fapadapted hentai!
Person 2: Dude that's freckin' weird!
Person 1: Not as weird as your face!
Person 2: Dude that's freckin' weird!
Person 1: Not as weird as your face!
Fapadapt by Naughty thoughty March 30, 2011
FapFap Revolution
A game that contains a reference to iTouch's "TapTap Revolution." This game consists of fapping intensively, corresponding the speed of your hand and the tempo of the song you are listening to.
1. "Dude, I tried FapFap Revolution to "Smoke On The Water," but the tempo was way to slow so I cranked up some Slayer."
2. They tried making a commercial for FapFap Revolution, but it was way to graphic to show on television.
3. "Whoa man, try FapFap Revolution to Rush's music! ProgFapping is so intense!"
2. They tried making a commercial for FapFap Revolution, but it was way to graphic to show on television.
3. "Whoa man, try FapFap Revolution to Rush's music! ProgFapping is so intense!"
FapFap Revolution by Werkshop April 6, 2010
fapfapfap
Originally the onomatopoetic rendition of male masturbation in Japanese manga (erotic comics), using the Roman letters. "Fapfapfap" has come to represent male masturbation in general, and by extension the slapping sounds of any anal intercourse, and male/female penile-vaginal intercourse as well.
-- What did you think of that new actress?
-- HOT! Fapfapfap.
-- Easy for you to say.
-- Give me some privacy and my dick will make the noise.
-- HOT! Fapfapfap.
-- Easy for you to say.
-- Give me some privacy and my dick will make the noise.
fapfapfap by al-in-chgo May 24, 2011
fapatapasad
Fapatapasad is a word describing the awkward silence following a quick save from a socially awkward situation. Usually when the person speaking realizes midsentence that what they are about to say is inappropriate, and immediately ceases to speak, creating an awkward silence.
fapatapasad by Craig Gordon September 20, 2006
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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