look at that dirty bitch with the fanny fingers!
by nat & dave July 11, 2008
Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.
The calculation:
Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has
Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers
Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation
For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes
The calculation:
Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has
Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers
Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation
For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes
by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
A Dark Web fictional all adult porn film that contains similar character's of the Harry Potter films, performing sexual acts with wands, fingers, energy stones and fudge. An Epstein island production cult film.
Severus Snape the sexual cult leader that follows the Talmud teachings, decide's that Hermione Granger should share some of her light energy to help repair his cursed soul after when he drinks the proper puka monatomic gold . Draco Malfoy (also a Talmuder) aids Severus on this mission, so Draco can also have a sip of proper puka monatomic gold. This will also gives Draco Paladin (black magic power) star energy for an easier progress of this world, but then having nothing in the after-life. This black magic power makes it a difficult challenge for Harry and Ron Weasley to expose Severus and Draco's satanic cult to the visionary world (to the so-called Gentiles).
Ron knows all about Draco's and Severus Sunday nights with Hermione, but Ron has been black-mailed by Severus to keep his mouth shut! But still gives Harry riddles to what is happening behind the scenes about his girlfriend Hermione in the hands (and fingers) of Draco and Severus. Harry clicked on and decided to make a fudge fest party with Hermione to draw people away from Snape's and Draco''s New World Order schemes. Harry then goes to expose their dirty schemes to his colleagues.
Severus Snape the sexual cult leader that follows the Talmud teachings, decide's that Hermione Granger should share some of her light energy to help repair his cursed soul after when he drinks the proper puka monatomic gold . Draco Malfoy (also a Talmuder) aids Severus on this mission, so Draco can also have a sip of proper puka monatomic gold. This will also gives Draco Paladin (black magic power) star energy for an easier progress of this world, but then having nothing in the after-life. This black magic power makes it a difficult challenge for Harry and Ron Weasley to expose Severus and Draco's satanic cult to the visionary world (to the so-called Gentiles).
Ron knows all about Draco's and Severus Sunday nights with Hermione, but Ron has been black-mailed by Severus to keep his mouth shut! But still gives Harry riddles to what is happening behind the scenes about his girlfriend Hermione in the hands (and fingers) of Draco and Severus. Harry clicked on and decided to make a fudge fest party with Hermione to draw people away from Snape's and Draco''s New World Order schemes. Harry then goes to expose their dirty schemes to his colleagues.
Example 1:
Rabbi: "Just going home to Dark web it and see what's on Red Room"
Tommy: "Go deeper and watch Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest!"
Example 2:
"Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa" is called "wee-fudge-dem-all-ova" in this cult film.
Rabbi: "Just going home to Dark web it and see what's on Red Room"
Tommy: "Go deeper and watch Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest!"
Example 2:
"Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa" is called "wee-fudge-dem-all-ova" in this cult film.
by One Large June 17, 2020