Deluded, irrational fans of the actress
Jennifer Aniston. Usually middle-aged housewives, they firmly and mistakenly believe that Aniston is a beautiful,
talented actress. Fanistons
hate Angelina Jolie with a passion as they (still!) blame her and her hypnovagina for breaking up Aniston's marriage to Brad Pitt.
"The only reason Jen hasn't won an Oscar like that slut Whorelina! is that she's too
good and
pure to fuck her way up the ladder." -- An actual quote from a Faniston
"Christ, you should see the Fanistons screaming about 'BLACKFACE' over on justjared in an attempt to get
people riled up. Yeah, whatever, beeyotches." -- An actual quote from a normal humanbeing