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Definitions by MultiFest

defiant girl statue 

The defiant girl statue is a statue on Wall Street. She is defiant because she is staring down the Charging Bull. In a recent incident, some poop eater in a business suite was photographed while humping the defiant girl. The picture went viral.
The defiant girl statue actually misrepresents the meaning of the charging bull.
defiant girl statue by MultiFest October 31, 2017

Poop Eaters

Poop eaters are people or animals who engage in coprophagia. A termite is a type of poop eater. They eat each others poop. Sometimes wall street executives are compared to poop eaters. But, they do not literally eat each others poop.
The guy who humped the Fearless Girl Statue on Wall Street was there with a bunch of poop eaters.
Poop Eaters by MultiFest October 29, 2017

Charging Bull

The Charging Bull is a statue of a bull on Wall Street. It is a well known gathering site for the kind of poop eaters that work in finance. The bull is often used as the symbol of a strong stock market.
Let's meet up at the Charging Bull for lunch.
Charging Bull by MultiFest October 29, 2017

special interest group 

A special interest group is a large caucus of really excited people. They are always trying to get everybody all worked up over some specific issue. Sometimes they vote for candidates that they all like at the same time.
The special interest group meeting turned into a riot. Then the cops showed up.

Idle Fancies 

Idle fancies are the things that you do when you are doing nothing at all. Examples include smoking weed, eating junk food, and excessive masturbation.
The dog licked his balls to commence his day of idle fancies.
Idle Fancies by MultiFest October 2, 2017

Vain Imaginings

Vain Imaginings are those useless thoughts that go through a persons mind when they are being useless. The term is commonly used in religious documents. That's because God doesn't want people sitting on their ass doing nothing all day.
I spent my entire vacation enthralled in vain imaginings.
Vain Imaginings by MultiFest October 2, 2017

Religion 

Religion is a bunch of people standing around talking about what they think God is like. Or, if they are not monotheists, they stand around and talk about what other stuff is like. They talk about multiple Gods, or magic, or stuff about why people are here.
Religion is a good way to find other people who want to stand around talking about God.
Religion by MultiFest September 30, 2017