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Oonch Fancier 

British slang from the 1950s thought to have originated in East Anglia and meaning a lesbian. The word oonch is thought to have derived from the dialect pronunciation of 'conch' and was used as a slang name for the vagina due to the resemblance of the opening of the female genitalia to the opening of a conch shell. Thus a lesbian became an oonch fancier.
"Ah! I wouldn't mind a bit of that!"
"Forget it boy! She's an oonch fancier."
Oonch Fancier by AKACroatalin April 10, 2015

Whims and fancies 

Generally used as a derogatory phrase when someone wants something according to his/her wishes, no matter how unreasonable it may seem
We do not have to satisfy her whims and fancies.
Whims and fancies by Kulkul August 9, 2019
Getting a school iPad whiped for inappropriate use
Damn dude, I just got Fanched for playing games in class.
Fanched by Starboiiiii March 13, 2017
Fanwork + Rancid = Fancid

Describes a piece of fan-made work (usually fanfiction or fanart) that turns the original TV / Movie / Book series into something shitty (or shittier, depending on the series).

A fucked-up rendition of the original series, but is usually seen as a success in the creator's eyes.

Usually, but not always, includes (a) Mary-sue(s) and / or (a) crack pairing(s).
Fanart and fanfiction created for humor purposes is usually fancid, but that's what makes them funny in the first place.
Fancid by _allismine_ August 23, 2006

Idle Fancies 

Idle fancies are the things that you do when you are doing nothing at all. Examples include smoking weed, eating junk food, and excessive masturbation.
The dog licked his balls to commence his day of idle fancies.
Idle Fancies by MultiFest October 2, 2017
Perfect, beautiful, awesome, dreamlike, imagination, fantasy
"Nor minde nor thoughts on fickle Fancie grounded .... Hart said eies tears might soone have quencht that flame..."

"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancie.... Where be your jibes now, your gambols, your songs, your flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table on a roar?" ~ Shakespeare
Fancie by Footloose and Fancie Free December 27, 2011
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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