famjob

(mom/sister give blowjob to all males in the family)

Father: Let's have a famjob.
*Sister is giving dad blowjob*
*Mother is giving brother blowjob*

by DicksUrban May 20, 2019

Fagjob

An individual of peculiar character; often involved in poking another mans ass by means of his penis. (figuratively speaking)

Also - anyone who pisses you off after you've had a few pints.

Billy: ooooh, i just rivered two pair!

You: you stupid fagjob. nh.

by danibeeznutz October 28, 2010

Fanjob

Going down on your girl!!!

Fanjob for blow job?

by GingerNiger1234 May 22, 2020

Fanjob

Colloquialism originating in Central Scotland. A jobbie (poo) coming from your fanny (vagina). Generally meaning something or someone unnatural or strange. Most often used as a term of dislike.

Sammi: Did you meet the new girl? Is she nice?

Kara: I met her, But she's a total fanjob!

by Bud_97 November 12, 2011

Fanjob

When a nude man lays on an elevated bed while naked women are tied feet first to a ceiling fan. The fan then continues to spin causing the naked womens' face to make contact with the naked man's penis soon causing ejaculation.

I received a fanjob while laying in my hospital bed.

by Steve Awesome April 10, 2011

Fanjob

A portmanteau of "fan" and "hand job".
The act of providing fans of something with what they want to the point of potential loss of integrity of the artist(s) involved.
See also: Fan service.

Examples include:
-Bands that perform the same song over and over even though they hate it.
-Any anime girl drawn in skimpy clothing that is not her normal skimpy clothing
-William Shatner appearing at any convention of any kind.
-Princess Lea's metal bikini in Return of the Jedi

Jesse: So I hear AFI is on Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock.
Ronan: Ya, one song and its "Dancing through Sunday", wtf?
Jesse: They just give the crowd what they want, it's a fanjob!

by Deadpool927 May 2, 2011

fatjob

When you stroke a penis with your flab.

I'm gonna give you a fatjob and you're gonna like it.

by N04h April 20, 2017