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Fanjob by GingerNiger1234 May 22, 2020
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Colloquialism originating in Central Scotland. A jobbie (poo) coming from your fanny (vagina). Generally meaning something or someone unnatural or strange. Most often used as a term of dislike.
Sammi: Did you meet the new girl? Is she nice?

Kara: I met her, But she's a total fanjob!
Fanjob by Bud_97 November 12, 2011
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When a nude man lays on an elevated bed while naked women are tied feet first to a ceiling fan. The fan then continues to spin causing the naked womens' face to make contact with the naked man's penis soon causing ejaculation.
I received a fanjob while laying in my hospital bed.
Fanjob by Steve Awesome April 10, 2011
A portmanteau of "fan" and "hand job".
The act of providing fans of something with what they want to the point of potential loss of integrity of the artist(s) involved.
See also: Fan service.

Examples include:
-Bands that perform the same song over and over even though they hate it.
-Any anime girl drawn in skimpy clothing that is not her normal skimpy clothing
-William Shatner appearing at any convention of any kind.
-Princess Lea's metal bikini in Return of the Jedi
Jesse: So I hear AFI is on Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock.
Ronan: Ya, one song and its "Dancing through Sunday", wtf?
Jesse: They just give the crowd what they want, it's a fanjob!
Fanjob by Deadpool927 May 2, 2011
The use of a fan on a males penis during intercourse without the guard on. Followed up by the woman throwing the hair or sometimes the appendage back at him.
Bro sorry I have been MIA with your cooler. She gave me a fanjob.
Fanjob by Edizzy November 30, 2021
A halfassed hand job where the girl leaves before the guy can finish.
She wasn't really into him so she just gave him a franjob.
franjob by dankkush42069 February 20, 2015

Fanjabulous

(Noun) Better than jammin' fantastic and fabulous put together.
"My friend Heir and it's FANJABULOUS!"

Karen: "Hey Mark, do you like my new pony?"
Mark: "Why yes Karen, it's FANJABULOUS!"
Fanjabulous by Spykey January 16, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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