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famillion 

A family of -illions, it can be millions, billions, zillions, any illion family. The hugest amount of whatever it is you’re talking about.

A lot x 10000000 = less than a famillion
I just ran a famillion miles after that ice cream truck.

It’s so hot it’s like a famillion degrees.
famillion by Kelli Kells May 16, 2019
a failion is a unit of measurement representing the degree of fail applied

failions can be represented by negative units (ie -3 failions); thus representing units of win

note: see fail scale for more information
"Dude, Joey totally earned himself a few failions the other day after trying to cop a feel on Mrs. Gresham and nearly being knocked out."
failion by iNhibitor March 22, 2009

Famillions 

Large sums of disposable income

Lots of money to make it rain
I'm makin it rain famillions on these bitches
Famillions by izikgr March 26, 2011

failionaire 

a person who spends the majority of their life accumulating currency only to find that in the end, they missed the point all along.
you're not a millionaire; you're not a billionaire... congratulations!

you're a failionaire!

better luck next time...

familton 

like squad fam but alot better. for people with a better dank vocabulary. for main fam only to use.
billy: yo familton whats poppin?
familton by slayme101 April 20, 2018
It is not family, but more than best friend.
Between family and best friend .
Martin is the familiend of Isabella .
familiend by Advanced Class November 8, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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