A crackhead robbed a strip club.
You couldn't afford a $2,300/month place in Beaverton so you got the $950/month place in Gresham Oregon. On your first day there a crackhead shoots and kills a bouncer at the strip club across the street. You head to work on a 2 hour bus ride into town where a nutcase screams about his political beliefs the whole time. When you get back, there's a dead body of a naked crackhead in the street, thrown from the windshield of a cellphone related crash in front of your apartment. Then some kids shoot each other some more just because.
A funeral home in Syria is a nicer place and far cheaper.
You couldn't afford a $2,300/month place in Beaverton so you got the $950/month place in Gresham Oregon. On your first day there a crackhead shoots and kills a bouncer at the strip club across the street. You head to work on a 2 hour bus ride into town where a nutcase screams about his political beliefs the whole time. When you get back, there's a dead body of a naked crackhead in the street, thrown from the windshield of a cellphone related crash in front of your apartment. Then some kids shoot each other some more just because.
A funeral home in Syria is a nicer place and far cheaper.
"I found an affordable place in Gresham! After the costs of the flame thrower fuel I'll need to walk down the street I still ave $0.50.year!"
by Papa Zita April 24, 2020
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It's decent when it comes to social scenes, but it lacks of things to do. Usually fast food places are the only source of entertainment.. Besides the good friends you'll find around here. When you live in gresham, you learn gresham.
There's Mt. Hood Community College for all the people that want to get somewhere but don't want to try hard doing it. Which i find completely acceptable. There's plenty of stores and you can find a 711 on every block. Greshams the way to go when you don't know where to go.
It's decent when it comes to social scenes, but it lacks of things to do. Usually fast food places are the only source of entertainment.. Besides the good friends you'll find around here. When you live in gresham, you learn gresham.
There's Mt. Hood Community College for all the people that want to get somewhere but don't want to try hard doing it. Which i find completely acceptable. There's plenty of stores and you can find a 711 on every block. Greshams the way to go when you don't know where to go.
by thisismynamefornow January 9, 2011
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A sweet and kind person who may turn in work late sometimes but always makes sure she has it, Gresham is the kindest person you will meet in the world and is always hard at work
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Todd: I heard Jake went down to Gresham!
Cody: Oh fuck, is he okay?
Todd: Last I heard he got beat up by a homeless man at Kane Park.
Cody:Why the fuck did he go down to Gresham..
Cody: Oh fuck, is he okay?
Todd: Last I heard he got beat up by a homeless man at Kane Park.
Cody:Why the fuck did he go down to Gresham..
by TheBeastQB December 6, 2019
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Get the Gresham gravy mug.A park filled Drama, Douches and Skoes. The skoes drink 4lokos and smoke cigs. they look only 10 years old but that doesn't stop them from trying to get with a 18+ years old guy, the delightful people from GSP will gladly put your shit on blast and hook up with anyone from that park. the skoes are easy and the guys are dicks. "Get fucked on"
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