failionaire 

a person who spends the majority of their life accumulating currency only to find that in the end, they missed the point all along.

you're not a millionaire; you're not a billionaire... congratulations!

you're a failionaire!

better luck next time...

failionaire by loco and i don't know January 14, 2020

frillionaire 

Having so much money, you can't count it, nor would you need to. May imply a blase attitude about the money, or sometimes the lack of intelligence necessary to keep track of it.

"So your friend just went and bought you a new tractor?"

"He won the lottery -- he's a frillionaire."

frillionaire by Tim Grant February 16, 2007

Feelionaire 

A person whose life is emotionally rich.

"Man, that guy's life is kinda awesome. He works at the same crappy job as us, yet it seems like he's off on a new adventure every month, always meets new people while maintaining old friendships, how does he do it?"

"He's a self-made feelionaire."

Feelionaire by Schmoseph Schmeindl January 2, 2012

fagillionaire 

like a super rich person

wow ramans a fagillionaire

fagillionaire by crazylovedrunk August 2, 2008

faillionaire 

I fail so epic that it is a win. Similar to failtacular.

"It's not rape unless you yell surprise," is a faillionaire.

--Surprise!!!!--
--RAPE!!!!--

faillionaire by traugdor June 10, 2011