failionaire 

a person who spends the majority of their life accumulating currency only to find that in the end, they missed the point all along.

you're not a millionaire; you're not a billionaire... congratulations!

you're a failionaire!

better luck next time...

failionaire by loco and i don't know January 14, 2020

frillionaire 

Having so much money, you can't count it, nor would you need to. May imply a blase attitude about the money, or sometimes the lack of intelligence necessary to keep track of it.

"So your friend just went and bought you a new tractor?"

"He won the lottery -- he's a frillionaire."

frillionaire by Tim Grant February 16, 2007

Feelionaire 

A person whose life is emotionally rich.

"Man, that guy's life is kinda awesome. He works at the same crappy job as us, yet it seems like he's off on a new adventure every month, always meets new people while maintaining old friendships, how does he do it?"

"He's a self-made feelionaire."

Feelionaire by Schmoseph Schmeindl January 2, 2012

fagillionaire 

like a super rich person

wow ramans a fagillionaire

fagillionaire by crazylovedrunk August 2, 2008

faillionaire 

I fail so epic that it is a win. Similar to failtacular.

"It's not rape unless you yell surprise," is a faillionaire.

--Surprise!!!!--
--RAPE!!!!--

faillionaire by traugdor June 10, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019