Doc was walking Stella in his new neighborhood and stealthily bends down with the plastic bag to pick up the poop but does so for appearance purposes only.He boasted at dinner with friends about committing Falsifadoo.

Falsifadoo by rOYAL SMALLNESS April 28, 2023

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falsinator

One who makes a habit of uttering numerous falsities. An individual becomes a true falsinator after a tirade of false statements.

My girlfriend is such a falsinator. Just last night she was going on and on about how lame I was in the sack. It was a tirade of falseness, therefore I deem her a falsinator. Or is she correct? And this tirade that was intended to prove her falseness makes myself the true and only falsinator. Oh cruel fate...doh!

falsinator by The D.O.B. June 22, 2006

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falsiane

Are those bitches who pretend to be your friend , but they speak bad shits of you and want to defeat you and steal your boyfriend

There comes the falsiane , she will never be me

falsiane by llkooo October 9, 2015

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falsified history

Changed history in order to manipulate the people of a country.

Macedonian history is falsified history by a Serbian ,in fact Macedonia is a Bulgarian province.

falsified history by noooone August 5, 2006

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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