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faposaurus 

1- A compound word, from the verb "to fap" (masturbate) and the noun "saurus" (lizard), used to describe a male who jerks his salami with comical frequency

2- Another word for idiot
I'm surprised that faposaurus hasn't gotten caught yet.

Shut up, you stupid faposaurus
faposaurus by Batrastard April 19, 2003

fatosaurus 

she's a fatosaurus. She could eat the whole bucket of chicken on her pown
fatosaurus by john mine January 23, 2008

Fagosaurus Rex 

Bro, why is your brother so queer

Dude, he's a fagosaurus Rex
Fagosaurus Rex by caliquake November 11, 2009

fagosauras rex 

gayer then gay. the gayest thing or person ever
"Yo man i just watched that queer eye show"
"whats wrong with you, you fagosauras rex"
fagosauras rex by brethart February 16, 2004

Failosaur 

1. A mythical creature, said to be so large that if it fails it will cause the destruction of the entire universe

2. A person who is in a constant state of failure. Because their failure radius is so large, they are called a Failosaur.
kid 1: Hey guys, watch me!
*faceplant*
kid 2: God, you are such a Failosaur
Failosaur by Adsy101.1 October 14, 2009

fagosaurus rex 

someone who acts like a complete fag
Jeremiah: Bradley did you just hump that goat?

Skylar: Jeez man we got ourselves a fagosaurus rex.
fagosaurus rex by Sur September 4, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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